Posted on 02/04/2018 9:23:18 AM PST by heterosupremacist
OR, you could just dump the damn muzzies.
Short of that, this is an interesting tool to prevent their sexual barbarism.
They need to have a mini-guillotine in the crotch to slice off the attacker’s member.
Which reminds me of a joke.......
King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he’d see if he could come up with something.
A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. ‘This is no good, Merlin!’ the king exclaimed, ‘Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the Queen?’
‘Ah, sire, just observe.’ said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two.
‘Merlin, you are a genius!’ said the grateful monarch, ‘Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.’ After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest.
Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal ‘short arm’ inspection. Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Lancelot.
‘Sir Lancelot,’ exclaimed King Arthur, ‘The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!’
But Sir Lancelot was speechless...
I had a German boyfriend once. They don’t look quite like that but they are gelded in other ways. For him it was the soviet propaganda he had soaked up like a sponge and he tried to be “cool.” He was pretty passive.
"Put your pants on, Spartacus!"
Or Nancy P, boy that list of Democrats could get pretty long.
These diversity chastity belts are all the rage with the young frauleins, because diversity makes us stronger.
Yikes!! Saw that coming a mile out!!
So if women wants to go around in their panties or bikini they are safe to do so, but what if they want to go in the nude?.
A sad substitute for a Springfield Armory XDS. :-)
Dykes will like them. I’d rather have my gun.
Germans don’t need special pants for protection. Uncle Mike’s makes a nice product http://www.unclemikes.com/videos/most-viewed/inside-the-pocket-holsters that fits in the pocket and helps to do the same thing. Just pair that with something from S&W, Kimber, or another maker of lightweight protection gear.
“I am SO glad that Trump is our President.”
Oh my god, could you imagine what we would be doing right now ?
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