Homestead-Area Pastor Denies Lewdness, Indecent Exposure Accusations

CBS Local Pittsburgh ^ | February 10, 2018

[rightwingintelligentsia]

HOMESTEAD (KDKA) — A Homestead-area pastor is being accused of open lewdness and indecent exposure, but he says what police say happened is not what really happened.

Officers were sent to the 800 block of Beechland Street around 11:30 p.m. Friday for a report of a suspicious vehicle parked outside of a home.

According to a criminal complaint, when the officers arrived on the scene, they could see two men inside the vehicle. Police say one man — identified as 61-year-old George Nelson Gregory, of Munhall — was in the back seat, and the other man was completely naked and bound with nylon rope in the front seat.

The criminal complaint says when officers asked what was going on, Gregory told the officers that they “were just playing” and he and the other man “meet up from time to time to play with each other.” The other man confirmed that what they were doing was consensual.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Just one of those stories that make you go "hmmm."

[choctaw man]

Gregory told the officers that they “were just playing” and he and the other man “meet up from time to time to play with each other.”

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The Lord loves a sense of humor.

[humblegunner]

The criminal complaint says when officers asked what was going on, Gregory told the officers that they...

Were blogging.

[OrangeHoof]

...and what were the temperatures in Pittsburgh? We may need to question their sanity before questioning their morality.

[Anti-Bubba182]

Yee Haw!!!!! Lol!

[Ken H]

“There’s an innocent explanation, officer. I just can’t think of one right now.”

[dynachrome]

Playing, huh. Kind of like the guys that “help” sheep over a fence.

[The Iceman Cometh]

Gregory told the officers that they...

Splitting the red sea?

Speaking in tongues?

Making an offering?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Episcopalian ?

[LostInBayport]

“I won’t deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing,” Gregory said.

Um...doesn't that mean you did sumpin'?

[LukeL]

Sort of like when an ER doctor hears that a person just happened to fall on that shampoo bottle while taking a shower.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I recall there was a story posted here on FR some years ago, about an Anglican priest who had to take a trip to the ER to remove a potato from his, er, nether regions.

He claimed he had been hanging curtains in the nude, and accidentally fell on the potato which was sitting on the kitchen table.

[jyo19]

What would closed lewdness look like?

[sparklite2]

Lewd means lustful, so closed lewdness would be what
Jimmy Carter went around doing that gave him his cryptic smile.

It's not something overt like, in the words of Radar O'Reilly, "Slaking."

[Hiddigeigei]

The human race never fails to amuse me. Am I one of these moneys?

[Texicanus]

Kinkier than Marquis de Sade and the Royal family.

[Trillian]

I remember this one because my husband and I still joke about it from time to time LOL.

Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Yep. That’s the one.

[Trillian]

Two guys chilling in a backseat, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay! (ty youtube)

[MPJackal]

“Just one of those stories that make you go “hmmm.”

No. It is one that makes you go EEEWWWWW!