The World’s Last Male Northern White Rhino Is on Death Watch

KFOR ^ | MARCH 2, 2018

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahahaha!

I wasn’t expecting that!

[Wilderness Conservative]

They should be able to get as much semen as they need off Joy Behar’s cocktail dress.

[Blue Jays]

"...having seen several rhinos in the wild..."

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They must be remarkable and HUGE when seen live. I am envious.
For all their enormous size they can swim as gracefully as a duck on the water.

[GraceG]

I’m surprised it took someone so long to mention Johnny McCain...

[gov_bean_ counter]

So do WRLM???

[forgotten man]

http://institute.sandiegozoo.org/species/white-rhino

The San Diego Zoo is breeding Northern White Rhinos at its Safari Park in San Diego County.

[Sergio]

They’re “white” rhinos, so nobody cares.

[Still Thinking]

Well, the black ones are better, of course. White rhinos deserve to die out. They’re white.

[KavMan]

Get the last 2 females pregnant ASAP!

[DesertRhino]

Nothing I love more than a rhinoceros. In fact my name Choice came from an interesting experience I had with a rhino once.

But a separate population geographically is not a separate species, they played that game with the spotted owl

[SERKIT]

I thought this might have been about John McCain, but Arizona is south.

[LegendHasIt]

And McCain is hardly the last. He is more like the first. There are thousands more of them waiting in the wings.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Call Jeb Bush. He’ll put it out of its misery. *SPIT*

(Terri Schaivo. Never, EVER forget!)

[Sicon]

Well, at least the world won’t have to deal with any more “toxic masculinity” from white rhinos...

[Kriggerel]

Time for a relevant movie quote. :P

“...also, Dude, “Chinaman” is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.”

[wildbill]

Send an urgent email to Babs Streisand. She just had her dog cloned —twice—at 50Gs a clone.

[Gay State Conservative]

They must be remarkable and HUGE when seen live.

Not that "huge" from the distance we were at.First time was about 35 years ago in Ngorongoro Crater in Tanzania.We were a couple of hundred yards from him (her) but the guides refused to get any closer out of fear.

Of course that same day they got us within about 20 feet of a small pride of lions just hanging out,resting."It's OK",they said,"they've just eaten".Kid you not!

[octex]

And McCain was born in the Central American country of Panama... NOT in the Canal Zone.

[Blue Collar Christian]

Probably dying from complications of global warming.

[dforest]

McCain ain’t dead yet.