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Woman Says She Telepathically Urged Mountain Lion Out of Her Oregon Home
NBC4i.com ^ | 7/21/2018 | Staff

Posted on 07/21/2018 7:38:28 PM PDT by simpson96

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1 posted on 07/21/2018 7:38:28 PM PDT by simpson96
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Could’ve used her during the divorce.


2 posted on 07/21/2018 7:44:18 PM PDT by Libloather (Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
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To: simpson96

Penn & Teller: Dolphin Bull$#*+!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmu_tDCOY2Y


3 posted on 07/21/2018 7:44:20 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: simpson96

It’s a good thing her New Age vibes and drumming helped this poor predator to leave her home. Me, I had to slam a heavy metal dumpster lid down hard and very loudly to get two mountain lions that came with 7 feet of me in the predawn darkness to take off some 20 odd years ago.


4 posted on 07/21/2018 7:47:27 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono
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“It was a perfect ending to a blessed encounter that could have been dangerous if approached from a lower frequency,” Taylor wrote, in another apparent reference to the vibrations she chose to emit in the presence of the animal.”

Vibrations from a 12 Ga loaded with slugs work well, but can be messy.


5 posted on 07/21/2018 7:47:34 PM PDT by Paperpusher
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Took her a couple of weeks to concoct the story so she could get a few likes on Facebook.


6 posted on 07/21/2018 7:48:10 PM PDT by webheart (Grammar police on the scene.)
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Those Washington Mountain Lions must lack this telepathy power because they just kill you.


7 posted on 07/21/2018 7:49:32 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Not bad, but can she grin a bear to death?


8 posted on 07/21/2018 7:54:24 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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I am psychic with my Siamese all the time. She tells me she doesnt listen to me on purpose.


9 posted on 07/21/2018 7:55:50 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Splodeyhead is the only cure for MAGAphobia)
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My dogs try using their telepathic powers on me.

The Girl keeps saying “Hamburger! Hamburger!”.

The Little Dog just keeps saying “You’re an azzhole! You’re an azzhole!”

And he wonders why he has to ride in the back of the pickup.


10 posted on 07/21/2018 7:56:25 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: simpson96; 2ndDivisionVet
We are not your enemies furry ones

I couldn't find the full clip of John Belushi from Continential Divide where Blair Brown finds him after the cougar attack and he says, "So I thought of what would deter me if I were a mountain lion...and I hit him in the balls with my walking stick."

11 posted on 07/21/2018 7:57:41 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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12 posted on 07/21/2018 8:01:53 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: simpson96

Was it Kim Bauer?


13 posted on 07/21/2018 8:01:57 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: grey_whiskers

That scene from Team America is hilarious!


14 posted on 07/21/2018 8:04:37 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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I call bs on this one.


15 posted on 07/21/2018 8:07:16 PM PDT by ColdOne ((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever!)
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"I gazed lovingly then blinked hard and then she did it back! Yeah right lady. If true you are lucky to be alive.
16 posted on 07/21/2018 8:08:28 PM PDT by ColdOne ((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever!)
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17 posted on 07/21/2018 8:18:31 PM PDT by Boomer (Leftism is the Mental/Moral Equivalent of End Stage Cancer)
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Ate her two dogs and old house cat had a drink in the toilet and was sleeping it off. She shows up and the cat thinks. To full to eat her and I gotta find a Roland’s. I hate house cats they give me gas.


18 posted on 07/21/2018 8:19:22 PM PDT by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought.)
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What’s the surprise about two cougars communicating silently?


19 posted on 07/21/2018 8:20:49 PM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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Nice kitty. Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-g kitty.


20 posted on 07/21/2018 8:21:44 PM PDT by Publius
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