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Star Wars Remake Planned With Deep-South Accents! (humor)
Just some fun stuff! | 7/30/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz and humblegunner

Posted on 07/31/2018 2:14:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz

 

Darth Vader: "Lewk! Ah am yer Pappy! Bless yor heart, y'all KNOWS it t'be true!"

Darth Vader: "Alla Y'all leave dat t'me!"

Obi Wan: "Darth, if'n y'all knock me on my butt, Ima come back ELEVENTY times as powahful!"

Luke: "Butter mah biscuits! Dat ain't sew hard! I usta shewt wamp-rats that were 'bout that big!"

Darth Vader: "Alla y'alls lack of faith PISSES ME OFF!"

ObiWan (offscreen): "Use that dang ol' force, Lewk! You inbred sumbitch!"

C3PO: "Best let that dang Wookie win, Bubba. He'll tear yew up!"

Yoder: "TRY? Bull flops, son. Git up an' DO that thang!"

Luke: "Hell, I ain't a-skeered."
Yoder: "You GONNA be a-skeered, boy, I tell you what."

Princess Leia Organa: Dart'. Y'all done gone TOO fahr. Dat Imperial Senate ain't gonna hogtie no pigs when they heah alla y'all attacked a--
Darth Vader (voice): Don't act like dat raccoon ain't eat'n no chicken eggs, Sunday Mama. You weren't on no homeless help mission.
Some radio yabbering wuz caught 'tween y'all and some Johnny Rebs!
Princess Leia Organa: Well, BLESS YOUR HEART, son, yer all nuttin' up on me. I got some chops bein' as I am a Senatah!
Darth Vader (voice): You are part of the Confederacy and a Reb! Take her away!
Princess Leia Organa: (muttering) Damnable Yankee.

Darth Vader (voice): I've been layin' low for ya'll Obi-wan, like B'rer Fox lay low for Bre'r Rabbit. And sho nuff, you done come
back! The chicken-coop is finally fenced in PROPAH! When I left y'all, I was only a yungun, now I the big man in this heah trailer park!"

ObiWan, regarding the Mos Eisly Trailerpark: "Y'all ain't ever gone find more meth heads and skanks than right up in thayuh."


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheese; freepun; humor; lol; moose; qanon; sister; starwars
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Something fun humblegunner and I wrote. :)
1 posted on 07/31/2018 2:14:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: humblegunner

You get equal credit for all you contributed. :)


2 posted on 07/31/2018 2:15:38 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
Something fun that humblegunner and I wrote. :)

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Original artwork by TheOatmeal

3 posted on 07/31/2018 2:19:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

Did they eat grits and schrimp befo this scene, inquiruring mahnds hwant to know?


4 posted on 07/31/2018 2:19:59 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (Enforce the Law. Build the Wall. Deport them All.)
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To: VRW Conspirator

AND sweet tea!


5 posted on 07/31/2018 2:21:39 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

Wow.

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6 posted on 07/31/2018 2:22:04 PM PDT by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: Lurker

Wow in the good way, or wow in the bad way? :)


7 posted on 07/31/2018 2:22:51 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: VRW Conspirator

And you misspelled CRAWDADS


8 posted on 07/31/2018 2:24:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

9 posted on 07/31/2018 2:24:24 PM PDT by GregoTX
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To: GregoTX

PERFECT!!!


10 posted on 07/31/2018 2:25:00 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

Dang, I have shunned relatives that talk just like that.

Most are still doing time.

Or dead from likker poisonin’.


11 posted on 07/31/2018 2:25:02 PM PDT by TADSLOS (If You’re Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right...)
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To: GregoTX

LMAO.


12 posted on 07/31/2018 2:25:27 PM PDT by TADSLOS (If You’re Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right...)
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To: Lazamataz
<> Lyuke! That thar is YO SISTAH not YO COUSIN!!
13 posted on 07/31/2018 2:37:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Trump is such a liar. He said we'd be tired from all this winning" (/dfwgator 7/27/18))
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To: freedumb2003

Excellent!


14 posted on 07/31/2018 2:37:55 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

Totally wrong. Unless you were going for black southerners. In order for satire to be funny there must be an element of truth. FAIL


15 posted on 07/31/2018 2:43:29 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost ("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
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To: Lazamataz

Ah done changed that shyite, boy! Betta pray to Lord God Jeesus and all His Disciples Ah don't just whup you upside the head on top a dat!

16 posted on 07/31/2018 2:44:38 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Trump is such a liar. He said we'd be tired from all this winning" (/dfwgator 7/27/18))
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To: Lee'sGhost

In Winder, GA, and in Walton County, everyone talks like this. Black, white, plaid....


17 posted on 07/31/2018 2:45:55 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

I was hoping it would be in 3D VistaVision with all of the dialogue in Esperanto.


18 posted on 07/31/2018 2:46:22 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

It will be in Trump 5D-Chess Vision.


19 posted on 07/31/2018 2:46:58 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

"Damn girl! You as good as yo sister!"

"Baby -- my baby's daddah is your brother."

"Ah knows."

20 posted on 07/31/2018 2:48:41 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Trump is such a liar. He said we'd be tired from all this winning" (/dfwgator 7/27/18))
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