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Headlines They Wish They Could Write, Episode 2
Original content | 8/2/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 08/02/2018 10:52:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Today, we heard from CNN, who decried Trump and his supporters for insulting and heckling them ... and repeated the oft-inferred comparison to fascism and Nazism. Iexpected these headlines:

I didn't make it a daily thing, that would be forced. I'll make a new episode when warranted.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 4thestate5thcolumn; biasmeanslayoffs; enemedia; trysellingthetruth
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The media uproar over Trump actually criticizing the press for their excesses, reminds me of something like this:

911: "Hello, what is the nature of your emergency?"

Man: Yeah, I was beating my wife until she bleeds -- like I always do--- and she actually raised her arms in self-defense. My fist contacted her forearm. I think I broke a finger. It's clear she's leading a Hate Movement against me."

911: "We'll send an officer immediately to arrest her."

1 posted on 08/02/2018 10:52:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
Today's Episode:

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2 posted on 08/02/2018 10:54:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

Another good one.

L


3 posted on 08/02/2018 10:59:40 AM PDT by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: Lurker
Another good one.

Many tanks!


4 posted on 08/02/2018 11:01:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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CNN: “DEATH TO ANYONE WHO ACCUSES US OF INCITING VIOLENCE!”

Reminds of Yogi Berra:

> It ain’t over till it’s over

> When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

> It’s like déjà vu all over again


5 posted on 08/02/2018 11:02:09 AM PDT by poconopundit (MAGA... Get the Spirit. Grow your community. Focus on your Life's Work. Empower the Young.)
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To: Lazamataz

Our Sara just took Jim Acosta to the mat... WINNING


6 posted on 08/02/2018 11:08:37 AM PDT by DAVEY CROCKETT (Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
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To: Lazamataz

Exactly.

Setting the conditions.

Shaping the war.


7 posted on 08/02/2018 11:35:48 AM PDT by TADSLOS (All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down....)
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To: Lazamataz

That sounds about right.

BOOP!


8 posted on 08/02/2018 11:49:30 AM PDT by LUV W (The bravery and dedication of our troops in keeping us safe & free make me proud to be an American!)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks, Laz!

It’s nice to laugh. :)


9 posted on 08/02/2018 12:07:27 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Lazamataz

NPR: “Trump cuts funding of N


10 posted on 08/02/2018 12:09:16 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Trump is such a liar. He said we'd be tired from all this winning" (/dfwgator 7/27/18))
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To: Lazamataz

The first four read like actual headlines. The fifth one, not so much. lol


11 posted on 08/02/2018 12:09:53 PM PDT by blondiegoodbadugly
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To: blondiegoodbadugly
The first four read like actual headlines. The fifth one, not so much. lol

For MSNBC, it most certainly reads like their copy.

12 posted on 08/02/2018 12:11:38 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: freedumb2003

THAT WAS EFFING AWEZUM SAUCE!


13 posted on 08/02/2018 12:12:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

Perfecto

Outstanding and so clever


14 posted on 08/02/2018 12:25:19 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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CBS: “Trump Criticized For Resisting Our Narrative; Experts Shocked”

That


15 posted on 08/02/2018 12:41:04 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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"SuperCallousFragileSexistRacistNaziPOTUS!"

(I think that's pretty funny, but I can't claim credit -- it was actually spotted on some Leftist protestor's placard a week or so ago.)

16 posted on 08/02/2018 1:36:25 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Lazamataz

ROFLMAO! (#1) Thanks, Laz.


17 posted on 08/02/2018 2:40:39 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: Lazamataz
New York Times: “Evil Racist Ignorant Fascist Bastard Trump Accuses Media of Bias”

LOL - nailed!

18 posted on 08/02/2018 4:12:59 PM PDT by GOPJ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-s1_nfs7f4 STOP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-IsingvI_I)
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To: Lazamataz

bump


19 posted on 08/02/2018 9:47:52 PM PDT by GOPJ ("Racist Ignorant Fascist Bastard Trump Accuses Media of Bias” - freeper Lazamataz)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! you have a great sense of humor, Laz! :)


20 posted on 08/02/2018 11:42:39 PM PDT by proud American in Canada
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