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Man lists 'used' girlfriend for sale on eBay, is shocked when bids reach $119G
Fox ^ | 10/10/2018 | Michelle Gant

Posted on 10/10/2018 8:54:42 AM PDT by Gamecock

A man who listed his girlfriend for sale on eBay as a prank was shocked when the bids reached over $119,000 within 24 hours.

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Dale Leeks, who lives in London, “wanted to have a laugh” so he thought it would be funny to list his girlfriend of one year, Kelly Greaves, on the auction site, CTV News reports.

He described her condition as “for parts or not working” and wrote that she “starts OK but after that there’s a constant whining noise that I can’t seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see that she’s been used.

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KEYWORDS: ebay; internet; women
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1 posted on 10/10/2018 8:54:42 AM PDT by Gamecock
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2 posted on 10/10/2018 8:55:15 AM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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Good thing for him he will never be considered for a seat on the Supreme Court.


3 posted on 10/10/2018 8:55:49 AM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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I wouldn’t pay $119 Billion for her.


4 posted on 10/10/2018 8:55:51 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

you mean $119 ?


5 posted on 10/10/2018 8:56:48 AM PDT by SMGFan ( .)
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To: Gamecock
Used girlfriend

Image result for woman screaming at man

When she finds out about this ad.

6 posted on 10/10/2018 9:00:50 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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For that money she’d better know how to cook, ‘cause I don’t see $119 worth of you-know-what there.


7 posted on 10/10/2018 9:01:56 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Gamecock

Funny! Her response is equally funny! I think she is a keeper for any man over at least 35.


8 posted on 10/10/2018 9:02:29 AM PDT by Maceman (We need a temporary ban on Muslims just until churches and synagogues can be built in Mecca.)
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Girlfriend says if sale happened she wouldnt mind as much since anyone who could shell out 119G would be able to give her a better standard of living.


9 posted on 10/10/2018 9:03:33 AM PDT by Bayard
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This guy is a serious A.. Hole


10 posted on 10/10/2018 9:04:21 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

At least make a sammich, right?


11 posted on 10/10/2018 9:04:46 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Gamecock

She’s out of warranty but probably runs real good.


12 posted on 10/10/2018 9:10:29 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Image result for Dale Leeks  Kelly Greaves
13 posted on 10/10/2018 9:13:20 AM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
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p22
14 posted on 10/10/2018 9:14:02 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Be funny when he gets charge for the listing fee based on the final bid.


15 posted on 10/10/2018 9:16:02 AM PDT by pricilla (one should always try to be smarter than the equipment one is operating - Amajato)
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To: HangnJudge

LOL!

Do you really think he did this without her permission? They’re both having a good laugh over this.


16 posted on 10/10/2018 9:17:42 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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To: Gamecock

Will he also be shocked when he doesn’t get paid? eBay bids are a joke.


17 posted on 10/10/2018 9:20:27 AM PDT by conservative98
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They won’t ship here to the States?

Bummer.


18 posted on 10/10/2018 9:20:39 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: NEMDF

But can she operate an ironing board?


19 posted on 10/10/2018 9:20:39 AM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: Paleo Conservative

Just some goofy guys (with a few too many barely pops down the hatch) who understand this sale will never go through . . .


20 posted on 10/10/2018 9:20:56 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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