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Snickers for Seniors
email from old vet/friend
| 1/6/2019
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Posted on 01/06/2019 4:11:04 AM PST by sodpoodle
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A bit naughty - but hey we are all adults;)
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posted on
01/06/2019 4:11:04 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Cost me 6 more stitches, but... When youre eighty..............who cares?I've had a body full of stitches, hundreds of stitches and I'm not yet 80, BUT, I do know that I heal much slower today than 40-50-60 years ago...so I care.
No mo stitches.
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posted on
01/06/2019 4:18:05 AM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
To: sodpoodle
Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh.
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posted on
01/06/2019 4:19:12 AM PST
by
lucky american
(Progressives are attac Iking our rights and y'all will sit there and take it.)
To: sodpoodle
The other day I was driving down the road and accidentally rear ended the car in front of me. The driver got out and came running back to my truck. He was a dwarf. He looked at me and said, “I am NOT happy!”. I said, “Ok, which one are you?”.
My wife was standing in front of the mirror. She said, “I’m old, fat and ugly”, then stared at me. She then said, “You know, you could give me a compliment”. I said, “Ok, your eyesight is perfect”.
To: mylife
Some Sunday morning humor for ya
Regards
alfa6 ;>}
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posted on
01/06/2019 4:36:20 AM PST
by
alfa6
To: GeorgiaDawg32; sodpoodle
Great Start for the Day!
These jokes left Me in Stitches,
But Who Cares!
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posted on
01/06/2019 4:40:27 AM PST
by
Big Red Badger
(Despised by the Despicable!)
To: sodpoodle
LMAO!!! Awesome post - Thanks for the laughs!
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posted on
01/06/2019 4:40:35 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: sodpoodle
When I die I want to go like my 80 year old grandfather peacefully and in my sleep, not screaming and full of terror like the passengers in his car at the time.
To: sodpoodle
thanks....
Gotta go visit a fella from the Elks Lodge who needs some cheering-up.
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posted on
01/06/2019 5:09:53 AM PST
by
ptsal
To: sodpoodle
Reminds me of a joke that George Burns used to tell when he was in his 90s. He'd be on stage smoking that cigar of his,big grin on his face and he'd say...”Three doctors have told me to quit smoking.Two are dead and the third one isn't feeling too good”.
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posted on
01/06/2019 5:11:21 AM PST
by
Gay State Conservative
(Mitt Romney: Bringing Massachusetts Values To The Great State Of Utah.)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/06/2019 5:21:28 AM PST
by
Delta 21
To: circlecity
I want to live to 110 and be climbing out of a bedroom window only to be shot be a jealous husband.
;^)
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posted on
01/06/2019 6:30:57 AM PST
by
elcid1970
(My gun safe is saying, "Room for one more, honey!")
To: Gay State Conservative
I remember when Burns was in his 90’s & Caesar’s Palace wanted to sign him to a 10 year performance contract.
He turned them down....Said he couldn’t be sure THEY would still be in business in 10 years.
To: sodpoodle
My wife asked me if she could get a boob job to make her boobs bigger. I told her all she had to do was rub toilet paper in between her boos twice a day for 6 months and they would get bigger.
After a month she said nothing was happening and it wasn’t working and she asked my what I thought, I said, Hmm it worked on your ass!
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posted on
01/06/2019 6:50:11 AM PST
by
eyeamok
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/06/2019 6:57:36 AM PST
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/06/2019 7:19:10 AM PST
by
moovova
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/06/2019 7:28:57 AM PST
by
trebb
(Put your money where your mouth is - or be deemed "empty hot air worthless")
To: eyeamok; sodpoodle
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!
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posted on
01/06/2019 7:36:30 AM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: USS Alaska
LOL! You’re right about that. My most recent stuff has been staples. My back looked like and HO gage railroad. ;-)
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posted on
01/06/2019 7:46:40 AM PST
by
rktman
( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: sodpoodle
Good stuff. Thanks for sharing.
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posted on
01/06/2019 8:35:05 AM PST
by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Congress let Comey testify without being under oath. Let that sink in. ))))
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