Posted on 02/01/2019 4:55:42 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Austin police arrested a semi-nude woman who was pleasuring herself at two street-level patios Tuesday afternoon on Congress Avenue in downtown Austin, court documents said.
The woman, 26-year-old Dovie Nickels, has been charged with indecent exposure and was in Travis County Jail on Wednesday with bail set at $3,000, court documents say.
Two officers, responding to a complaint from the JW Marriott Austin hotel around 5:20 p.m., encountered Nickels across the street, sitting alone at a patio table at Second Bar + Kitchen in the 200 block of Congress Avenue, according to an arrest affidavit. When an officer approached, she stopped moving her arms under the table and placed them on top of it, the document said. That’s when officers “observed that Nickels was not wearing any pants.”
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Keep Austin weird.
DANG!
Bath salts user?
Nothing escapes the notice of the super cops.
So she was the coming attraction?
As manure attracts flies, Austin is attracting every kind of deviant and criminal. It is a blot on Texas to have this Leftist sinkhole as our capital.
Nah, just a typical Democrat doing what they do.
Jeez does she look nuts!
Why is this against the law? Men would pay for the show.
Oh, maybe that’s why: takes revenue from the professionals.
I remember reading an interview with Harry Sinden (the longtime Boston Bruins coach, GM, and executive) in a retrospective feature about the Boston Garden in which he said one day he was sitting in his office at the old Garden and he glanced out the window and saw a plain looking, middle aged woman at the street corner nearby. She then started taking off every stitch of her clothing and stood there on this street corner stark naked until the police came and took her away.
If Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble had a kid...
That’s how Robert Heinlein’s 1952 sci-fi short story “Year of the Jackpot” starts out.
Probably no-one made a fuss over her (other than the police) because no-one gave her a second glance.
Even for lefty Austin this is too much. Try Frisco, darlin. There you can crap on the ground for your grand finale.
She needs help and a lot of it.
SanFran nan’s daughter ?
At least Pebbles turned out OK.
Just doing the job no sane man with eyesight would do ...
Guilty
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