Woman exposed herself at two street patios in downtown Austin, police say

The Austin American-Statesman ^ | January 30, 2019 | Roberto Villalpando

[sparklite2]

Was she real hairy? Maybe Conan O’Brien’s masturbating bear got loose.

[Tax-chick]

Okay, that was funny.

[null and void]

Thanks, I enjoyed it, though it was rather melancholy.

[JBW1949]

8<)......

[JBW1949]

BTW, Nice looking family you got there....

[Tax-chick]

Thank you. They aren’t recent pictures: my youngest is 7 now.

[JBW1949]

They all look so happy...Y’all have done a good job, I’d say...

[SomeCallMeTim]

LOCK HER UP!!!

[Tax-chick]

Thank you. It’s a lot of work, but never dull.

[JBW1949]

Yep... Three kids and five grandchildren are a load, but not quite what you guys handle...

[ridesthemiles]

How proud are HER parents???

[IronJack]

I don’t know about his eyesight but Laz’s sanity is a matter of debate.

[Tax-chick]

I think three is the hardest.

It’s like cats. One completely upends your life. Two are more than twice as difficult as one. Adding a third increases the disorder exponentially. By five, you’re at peak entropy and holding: you just buy more food.

[JBW1949]

LOL...Since our kids are all gone, we have 4 cats and one dog...The cats traumatize the dog...

[Boogieman]

Illegitimate child of Yahoo Serious?

[NativeSon]

Maybe some extra pieces of chromosomes floating around in her.

[Vaduz]

There’s fair looking not good looking an ugly and damn.

[Carriage Hill]

We just S-S-S.
(Just kidding.)
This is a very high-end condo assn complex.
The worst we get is a car parked blocking someone’s
driveway.
Heh.

[Tax-chick]

We had a dog for a while. One of our cats decided he was also a dog.

[scan59]

That’s how Robert Heinlein’s 1952 sci-fi short story “Year of the Jackpot” starts out.

Thanks for this. Big Heinlein fan and this is one I haven't read. :-)