Skip to comments.Florida man thought he’d do donuts on an airport runway. Police weren’t amused
Posted on 02/11/2019 11:53:26 AM PST by simpson96
A 20-year-old Pensacola man apparently took the word runway a bit too literally.
Police in the Florida Panhandle city arrested and charged Zane Alexander Carlson with two counts of criminal mischief for trespassing onto the grounds of Pensacola International Airport and doing donuts on the runway in a Ford Mustang.
According to police, Carlson rammed the car through a fence Wednesday afternoon and headed for a runway, at speeds near 100 mph. He then did donuts by spinning his car in a grass area. Police caught up to him when he had moved on into a hangar, where he continued to do donuts until cops put an end to his stunt driving, the Pensacola News Journal reported.(snip)
Police dont think alcohol was involved and normal operations at the airport werent affected.
We dont know what he was thinking. The best that we have from him is he just felt like driving on the runway, Pensacola Officer Mike Wood told Fox 10 News.
Carlson is jailed at Escambia County Jail where hes being held on a $15,000 bail.
(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...
Hmmmmmmmmm ... donuts.
We dont know what he was thinking.”
Thats just it....he wasn’t.
Does he have two sets of eyebrows?
what’s with the crap on his cheeks?
Daytona 500 in the air......
It’s why our wonderful diversity state is nicknamed Flori-duh.
Racing stripes on his cheeks? Lol
If he had just brought a couple of boxes of Krispy Kremes he would be fine.
Florida Man has fun everyday, but wait until his girlfriend, Florida Woman, finds out about this!
Making Neanderthals look good since 1845!
Well, if you live here then you know Florida ISN’T full of native Floridians.
The cops were upon him immediately.
They heard there was donuts..................
Tire marks from the concrete when they handcuffed him face down..................
Alcohol? No. Weed? Most likely! Instead of doing ‘donuts’, he tried to do “Doritos’ but it was too difficult. Maybe an immigrant from Quebec?
And it’s... wait for it... FLORIDA!
Is that war paint he is wearing? A Lizzie Warren supporter?
Florida Man strikes again. Didn’t he know that donuts attracts cops?
Maybe he was trying to enhance his cheekbones so he could claim Seminole heritage
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