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Harry Reid and the Magic Exercise Band
Las Vega Review Journal ^ | March 25, 2019 | David Ferarra

Posted on 03/29/2019 8:21:16 AM PDT by Dogbert41

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To: Dogbert41
Are they playing at the House of Blues any time soon? 🎸🎤🎼👹
21 posted on 03/29/2019 8:51:16 AM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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Hey ya’ll prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You’ve never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You’re bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to jam


22 posted on 03/29/2019 8:53:13 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Dogbert41

When your political skills fall short of the expectations that Nancy Pelosi sets, you have accidents.


23 posted on 03/29/2019 8:55:57 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: ClearCase_guy

“...Harry Reid and the Magic Exercise Band....”

Sounds like a disco band from the 1970s


24 posted on 03/29/2019 8:57:04 AM PDT by Reily
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To: Dogbert41

“Another man, who remained among the potential jurors as the trial recessed for the day, stated: “I have a very positive bias toward Senator Reid.”

LOL!


25 posted on 03/29/2019 9:01:15 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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A BAND? How 'bout WTP su apply the drumsticks?
26 posted on 03/29/2019 9:06:43 AM PDT by V K Lee ("VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS IS JUDGMENT FOR THE WICKED")
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To: Dogbert41

Dirty Harry will figure out a way to posthumously sue his coffin maker.


27 posted on 03/29/2019 9:26:58 AM PDT by Saltmeat
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To: Dogbert41

Old Woodeye Harry.


28 posted on 03/29/2019 9:28:10 AM PDT by carmen2017
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To: Dogbert41
It sounds like someone beat the everliving crap out of ole Harry to me.
29 posted on 03/29/2019 10:21:38 AM PDT by Malichi (!)
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To: Dogbert41

Your Honor, I contend that Acme Manufacturing should have known that I was a doofus and therefore the jumbo rubber ducky that I was floating on when the asteroid hit my pool was defective and caused the multiple injuries and the erectile dysfunction that I have suffered ever since.

Harry Reid vs. Acme Manufacturer, 1982

Harry has pulled this trick before.


30 posted on 03/29/2019 10:23:49 AM PDT by centurion316
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To: Buckeye McFrog

We’re Elder Harry’s Lonely TheraBand
We hope you will enjoy the show
Elder Harry’s Lonely TheraBand
Sit back and let the bungee go...


31 posted on 03/29/2019 10:48:27 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Trump is Making the Media Grate Again)
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To: CaptainK
Along with losing vision in his right eye, Reid suffered a concussion, broken orbital bones, severe disfigurement to his face, bruising and lacerations on his face, hand injuries, scarring and broken ribs. All the result of a resistance band. Sure.

It must have been one of those industrial-strength Ruth Bader Ginsburg resistance bands. Harry should have known better and left these to those highly-trained fitness gods like Ruth and the journalists who try to keep up with her.

32 posted on 03/29/2019 11:29:24 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
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"It must have been one of those industrial-strength Ruth Bader Ginsburg resistance bands.


33 posted on 03/29/2019 4:54:31 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: CaptainK

Seems that his brother did a real good beat down on Harry.


34 posted on 03/30/2019 2:45:04 AM PDT by octex
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