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A man broke into a woman's house with a gun. She countered with a pot of hot grease. [mugshot]
yahoo.com ^ | August 6, 2019

Posted on 08/06/2019 5:51:38 PM PDT by grundle

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To: grundle

Next thing you know the Democrats and other asshats will be calling for “Pot of Grease” Control!!!!


101 posted on 08/07/2019 12:57:27 AM PDT by LottieDah
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To: grundle

Evidently, he wasn’t really intending to go through with shooting her. Bullets are faster than skillets.


102 posted on 08/07/2019 1:17:31 AM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: grundle

Never take a gun to a grease fight.


103 posted on 08/07/2019 1:56:39 AM PDT by arthurus (agyy,.--4'1oo0O)
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To: Mashood

The boy got messed up.


104 posted on 08/07/2019 1:57:18 AM PDT by arthurus (agyy,.--4'2oo0O)
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To: grundle

Looks like Michael Jackson without his makeup.


105 posted on 08/07/2019 6:17:42 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. --Douglas MacArthur)
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To: grundle
An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he's escorted into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o'the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace as lang's my arm..."
Taken aback, the doctor goes to the next patient, who immediately launches into:
"Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit."

This continues with the next patient:

"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty, wi bickering brattle
I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi murdering prattle!"
"Well!" said the Englishman, turning to his Scottish colleague, "I see that you saved the psychiatric ward for last!"

"Ah, nae," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "This is the Serious Burns Unit."

106 posted on 08/07/2019 6:36:27 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. --Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Sasparilla

Well, we DO have Pershing Missiles...and General Pershing the one who anecdotally suggested it in the first place! Ha Ha Ha.


107 posted on 08/07/2019 6:50:03 AM PDT by left that other site (For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
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To: JohnBovenmyer

Sounds like a plan! :-)


108 posted on 08/07/2019 6:54:22 AM PDT by left that other site (For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
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To: grundle

“Since the situation was of a domestic nature, we are not at liberty to discuss the relationship between the victim and the suspect at this time,” a police spokeswoman told USA TODAY.
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It was certainly not a good relationship!


109 posted on 08/07/2019 11:22:13 AM PDT by KittyKares (Drain the Swamp)
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To: KittyKares

Michael Jackson would be pissed to know what he spent
tons of money on could have been accomplished by simply
sticking his face into a deep fryer.


110 posted on 08/07/2019 1:20:47 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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