Posted on 08/06/2019 5:51:38 PM PDT by grundle
Next thing you know the Democrats and other asshats will be calling for “Pot of Grease” Control!!!!
Evidently, he wasn’t really intending to go through with shooting her. Bullets are faster than skillets.
Never take a gun to a grease fight.
The boy got messed up.
Looks like Michael Jackson without his makeup.
"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face,Taken aback, the doctor goes to the next patient, who immediately launches into:
Great chieftain o'the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace as lang's my arm..."
"Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit."
This continues with the next patient:
"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,"Well!" said the Englishman, turning to his Scottish colleague, "I see that you saved the psychiatric ward for last!"
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty, wi bickering brattle
I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi murdering prattle!"
"Ah, nae," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "This is the Serious Burns Unit."
Well, we DO have Pershing Missiles...and General Pershing the one who anecdotally suggested it in the first place! Ha Ha Ha.
Sounds like a plan! :-)
“Since the situation was of a domestic nature, we are not at liberty to discuss the relationship between the victim and the suspect at this time,” a police spokeswoman told USA TODAY.
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It was certainly not a good relationship!
Michael Jackson would be pissed to know what he spent
tons of money on could have been accomplished by simply
sticking his face into a deep fryer.
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