A man broke into a woman's house with a gun. She countered with a pot of hot grease. [mugshot]

yahoo.com ^ | August 6, 2019

[Clay Moore]

Hope the cops don’t let him slip out of charges.

[ChildOfThe60s]

He’s going to be someone’s bitch in the joint. ha ha ha

[mass55th]

"Got too old to do that much digging."

I live in a third floor apartment, so no tunnels for me. But I can definitely understand about being too old for certain things.

[moovova]

😎👍

[LegendHasIt]

That does it!!! I’m putting cauldrons of boiling oil all around the castle parapets; may be an energy hog, but the results may be better than bullets.

[TigersEye]

I live in a third floor apartment, so no tunnels for me.

Not if you want to keep peace with the neighbors I suppose.

Murder holes for hot oil and boulders is probably right out in an apartment building too.

If you at least have a balcony I see no reason why you couldn't stand out there and taunt intruders though.

[EinNYC]

Ooooo, good aim lady. His new name: Fatback.

[Paladin2]

I was hoping that it was Cast Iron.

[Vigilanteman]

He’s a man of multi color, at least until he grows a new face, LOL!

[reed13k]

Worked with a guy in the oilfield ages ago that had similar coloration issues. He had been burnt as a child and was forever lighter skinned in the affected areas.

[mass55th]

No balcony either. I’m trapped.

[I Drive Too Fast]

And it burns, burns, burns
the pan of hot grease
the pan of hot grease.

[LukeL]

The former sheriff of Milwaukee County, David Clarke, said in a radio ad that if someone breaks into your home your response should be ruthless. He would be proud of what this woman did.

[spokeshave]

Takes panache to deck a guy with a pan of hot oil.

[metmom]

I’ll bet that felt/feels really good.

[llevrok]

When hot fry grease is outlawed, only outlaws will have grease.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

If she had aimed a little lower, instead of calling himself 'Larondrick', he could call himself 'Laburneddick'.

Well done, madam!

[aquila48]

“Larondrick”

I stopped reading there.

[DUMBGRUNT]

if you could invent a concealed carry hot grease, you’d make a million.

There was the old M3 Grease gun?

[JohnBovenmyer]

>BACON! The Ultimate Weapon.

I wonder if one could modify a flamethrower to fire hot bacon grease.