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Alabama woman severely burned alleged burglar's face by throwing pot of hot grease on him: report
Fox News ^ | 8/7/2019 | Danielle Wallace

Posted on 08/07/2019 4:44:59 AM PDT by simpson96

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1 posted on 08/07/2019 4:44:59 AM PDT by simpson96
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First comment after the story: “He has an oily complexion.”


2 posted on 08/07/2019 4:45:50 AM PDT by simpson96
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He will almost certainly be scarred for life.


3 posted on 08/07/2019 4:46:11 AM PDT by cuban leaf (We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
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“A pot of hot grease”? I’m imagining a variety of common kitchen situations, but I can’t think of one using what I would describe as “a pot of hot grease.”


4 posted on 08/07/2019 4:47:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's the guitar solo! Everybody polka!!!)
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Tactical Crisco. Good aim, she went for the headshot. Somewhere there is a criminal sympathizing leftist democrat thinking maybe we need capacity limits on grease, remove handles from skillets and pans to prevent throwing, and limiting stove temperature ranges...


5 posted on 08/07/2019 4:50:50 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps ( Be ready!)
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ban assault pots! no legitimate use for them in the kitch.


6 posted on 08/07/2019 4:55:16 AM PDT by Theophilus (Make America Grateful Again)
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Definitely a case of out of the frying pan and into the fryer.


7 posted on 08/07/2019 4:55:59 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie (Ca)
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“Honey? Soon as you’re finished frying the burglar...make me a sammich!”


8 posted on 08/07/2019 4:56:00 AM PDT by moovova
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Everyone knows you don’t take a gun to a hot grease fight.


9 posted on 08/07/2019 4:56:37 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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We reap what we sow yes?


10 posted on 08/07/2019 4:57:58 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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Larondrick.


11 posted on 08/07/2019 4:59:52 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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I’m just trying to visualize. Was she frying chicken in a skillet? Making fried potatoes in a deep fryer? Frying a Thanksgiving turkey?


12 posted on 08/07/2019 5:00:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's the guitar solo! Everybody polka!!!)
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Byzantine Empire revisited.


13 posted on 08/07/2019 5:01:33 AM PDT by BBB333 (The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
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Yep.


14 posted on 08/07/2019 5:01:59 AM PDT by cuban leaf (We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
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"Alabama woman severely burned alleged burglar's face by throwing pot of hot grease on him: report"

Who writes the copy for these people?

Alleged burglar with a gun, met with pot of hot grease to the face.

15 posted on 08/07/2019 5:04:58 AM PDT by SERE_DOC ( The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T)
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It’s Alabama, she coulda been frying anything. lol


16 posted on 08/07/2019 5:07:08 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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Momma’s cookin’ chicken fried in bacon grease..come on boys, it’s just down the road apiece..


17 posted on 08/07/2019 5:07:26 AM PDT by VietVet876
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She went Rorsarch on him. Almost right out of the book!


18 posted on 08/07/2019 5:11:21 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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You’d have a pot of melted grease handy if making home-made French fries and not those things you heat in the oven.


19 posted on 08/07/2019 5:13:20 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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Certainly the woman wasn’t making Fried Chicken, please say it ain’t so.


20 posted on 08/07/2019 5:15:05 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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