Posted on 08/23/2019 3:17:11 AM PDT by sodpoodle
It would be funnier if Dave wrote about the prep.
Haha
I get to have mine every 3. Sure beats dying of colon cancer!
Wondered how they got the camera past Katie Couric’s head
“another liter of MoviPrep”
I’ve had MoviPrep. I’ve also had something called GoLYTELY. Drug company executive must have great fun sitting around in conference rooms deciding what to call this stuff.
Prep was very easy with Gatorade mixture. I had to quip to my surgeon, “...so, do you meet a lot of @$$hole$ in this business??!!” The next memory was waking up and all done. 3 years until the next one. All very extremely easy to do.
It is very funny. And accurate.
Prep was worst part. Put to sleep for rest. One moment I am on my side and next moment I am waking up. “See you in 5 years. Everything is normal.”
If you need one get one.
Uncle died from colon cancer and it was miserable.
Absolutely! I watched my beloved mother die at 64 from colon cancer. Whenever someone tells me that they don't want to do it because they don't want to go through the prep, I ask them if they'd prefer to endure a miserable, heartwrenching death from colon cancer.
A colonoscopy with an ostomy is yet another adventure of its own. For the uninitiated, that means they go in through the front of your gut, since you have no rectum to access.
Maybe, but EVERYTIME I’ve had a “C” I’ve had polyps - they tell me pre-cancerous....and I’ve had the C with different docs every time. I have to have a C every 5 years. I’m trying taking massive doses of Vitamin C now, to see if my next one results in NO polyps.
dave barry is great reading. my fave was the Oregon exploding whale
Of course you go in beforehand to hear the lecture, how to prepare, what's going to happen, etc. The doctor, a no-nonsense kind of fellow, told me to have a ride available for up to three hours, as some people just don't come to right away.
Day of the event I happened to notice that it was 9 or a little after as they brought me in, right on time. I heard the countdown 7,6--next thing I knew they were wheeling me into an enclosed little recovery area.
The doc gave me the good news, blah blah blah, my ride was waiting for me, do this, don't to that. "Is there anything else you want to ask?
Maybe I was a little woozy but I swore I had noticed by the same clock that I had been in there barely 20 minutes.
"How long was it?" I asked.
His expression changed, his lip curled a little, as if to say, "Oh, so you're one of those, are you?
"I told you before, five-and-a-half feet!
I’ll have to remember some of these when I have my next colonoscopy. During my last colonoscopy which was right before Christmas, my doctor asked if I had the procedure before. When I replied that I had undergone a colonoscopy, a sigmoidoscopy and two barium enemas, he sang...and a partridge in a pear tree. We were all laughing.
A very good friend of mine died of colo-rectal cancer because he was, for whatever the reason, dead set against having a colonoscopy. He was in his early fifties.
I have to get them every 3 years because I always have polyps. Next one is 2020. Gotta do what you gotta do and I’m 76. sigh!
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