Posted on 10/13/2019 11:44:35 AM PDT by NorseViking
DAILY FAIL: The most current truth from around the world
TODAY'S HEADLINES:
North Korea publishes satellite image of California at night CALIFORNIA STRONG: "Five dollar a gallon gas is no big deal 'cuz there's no electricity to run the pumps anyway." DEPORTATIONS ARE COMING: California Governor Gavin Newsom blames electricity blackouts on Russian kulaks, vows revenge. CLIMATE STUDY: "There's no need for climate protests in China because China is already communist." NBA replaces U.S. anthem with China's, encourages players to kneel.
Ushanka tip to Margaret and Mi for the headlines, and to ThePeoplesComrade for the Daily Fail concept.
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LOL!
President Trump went to North Korea and talked about development and growth and said, "North Korea can be like the US."
North Korea hasn't yet jumped at the chance, but who knows?
California, on the other hand, said, "We can be like North Korea!" and they jumped at that chance. I guess it made them feel good.
Same government
Same result
There’s more truth in that satire than you can believe.
Those NORKS (or whoever did this) sure have a sense of humor. Since 1917 #666
They should have placed bright dots where Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein live. Because the elites will always be taken care of.
Only the "kulaks" bit was satire.
N. Koreafornia
I think you can still leave Kali without being shot in the back.
By government decree, that is.
OTOH, there is mandated government inaction on actual violent groups...
The electric power to their satellites remains on, while the power to California's satellites has yet to be restored. All PG&E solar goes down when the PG&E grid does.
Cali is becoming a third world s#%* hole. The Norks get it.
“There’s no need for climate protests in China because China is already communist.”
I like that!
You’re in deep doo doo when the NORKS can legitimately make fun of you.
You’re in deep doo doo when the NORKS can legitimately make fun of you.
Was it wrong for President Trump to ask North Korea to investigate California? :p
Are the streets of Pyongyang covered with human excrement and contaminated needles?
Ouch,
That will leave a Mark!
Ahhh.. . but you see, this is fake news, not real news, agenda-driven, and misleading “readers” to believe the fake news. . .therefore, seriously, subject to lefty censoring. . .
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