Skip to comments.SATIRE Chick-Fil-A Trades Adoring Christian Fans For Outraged Mob
Posted on 11/19/2019 5:24:41 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
U.S.Chick-fil-A has said it will stop making donations to Christian groups that oppose the LGBTQ movement.
The move is said to be a "good trade" as Chick-fil-A has sacrificed its Christian fans in favor of an outraged mob that will stop at nothing to destroy them.
Restaurant spokespeople say they believe this move will be enough to appease the LGBTQ community and aren't worried about further demands from the mob until Chick-fil-A is groveling at the outraged leftists' feet.
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At least you did tag it satire...
Chick-Fil-A is about get rudely awoke.
I went to Chic Fil A once. For the price I could go to a resteraunt and be served and enjoy the night out. I wasn’t impressed.
CLV = Customer Lifetime Value:
When left wing corporate board member idiots chase away fans/customers/buyers to promote Social Justice Warfare/Welfare BS, often those customers, chased away, will stay away for their lifetime.
P&G, Nike, pro football and fill in the blank_______________ have ended their relationships with millions of Deplorables customers with their Justice Warfare BS marketing.
These idiots are depending on the millennials to bail them out, may be even more stupid than pushing SJW BS.
CLV aka Customer Lifetime Value:
The model for customer cash flows treats the firm’s customer relationships as something of a leaky bucket. Each period, a fraction (1 less the retention rate) of the firm’s customers leave and are lost for good.
The CLV model has only three parameters: (1) constant margin (contribution after deducting variable costs including retention spending) per period, (2) constant retention probability per period, and (3) discount rate.
Furthermore, the model assumes that in the event that the customer is not retained, they are lost for good.
Customer Lifetime Value:
Watch their numbers tank. Big time
I bought my last Gillette products in January. I will no longer darken the door of Chick Fil A,
You spit on God, I spit on you.
Chik-fil-A can’t go out of business fast enough.
You know this is satire, right?
I hear Cane’s is good.
You cant serve both God and money. Chick-fil-a kicked God to the curb.
Really ? You can sit down dinner for 6 or 7 dollars. Where do you eat? Maybe you order more food than I at CFA. Samich, fries, drink.
I dont love CFA but its quality, fast, friendly and clean. However its usually covered up with women and kids. Cant find a parking space and drive thru is backing up traffic at lunch.
This is huge news about Chic Fil A.
Unless it is a lie.
We will see.
These companies are so unwise.
Their numbers are going to tank
Yeah, I don't get it either. My wife and I went to a local Chick-Fil-A twice while in California, and now twice here in Texas the last year. Unless someone asks to meet there specifically, my wife and I probably won't eat there again. It wasn't bad, but it certainly didn't wow us.
Unfortunately, nearly all of the chicken served in restaurants in the suburbs of Austin is fried.
Do not live near any of them..
But I support them!!
Nope or most of the posters. Didnt even click the link. Just started puking hate on FR for no reason. Funny isnt it.
AFA published a list of Christian organizations chik fil A no longer supports. Is it a coincidence they are the same groups the leftist demanded they cease supporting?
For fried chicken tenders, yes. But it is definitely a high fat, high carb, and empty calorie meal, and that doesn't include the fried chicken.
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