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Portland man accused of chasing McDonald's employees with chainsaw
WGME ^ | 12/15/2020 | Staff

Posted on 12/23/2020 5:46:54 PM PST by simpson96

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To: simpson96
That choice of name was destined to go bad.


21 posted on 12/23/2020 5:59:34 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: simpson96

Go Ask Alice...On second thought, no, don’t ask Alice anything!


22 posted on 12/23/2020 6:00:07 PM PST by lee martell
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To: simpson96

Chin diaper man


23 posted on 12/23/2020 6:02:29 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Post of the day!


24 posted on 12/23/2020 6:03:49 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: Dr. Sivana

Is Sweet, Alice related to Sweet, Jane of Sweet Jane?

Sweet Jane (Live) (1973 Version)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpWTC-rvhQ


25 posted on 12/23/2020 6:09:42 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: simpson96

Must be McRib season again.


26 posted on 12/23/2020 6:14:38 PM PST by I-ambush (From the brightest star comes the blackest hole; you had so much to offer, did you offer your soul?)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Portland, Maine.


27 posted on 12/23/2020 6:16:35 PM PST by nwrep
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To: simpson96

I’m thinking air quality was diminished in the place.
He’s an environmental criminal in my view....


28 posted on 12/23/2020 6:19:06 PM PST by nascarnation
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To: simpson96

Fast food workers are sometimes fast.


29 posted on 12/23/2020 6:19:08 PM PST by Starstruck ( Since I'm old I don't whether I'm senile or brilliant. Or happily both.)
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To: simpson96

Alice, why did you send your brother to the fast food? Oh wait. He is you. Never mind. Ah s#¥t What the heck is it.


30 posted on 12/23/2020 6:24:58 PM PST by Trumpet 1 (US Constitution is my guide.)
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To: simpson96

He looks like “Sully” from Commando with Arnold S and young Alyssa Milano.
The guy he held over a cliff, and then dropped.
I think he also clacked the bottles in Warriors. (Warriors, come out and playyyyy...)


31 posted on 12/23/2020 6:32:30 PM PST by EEGator
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To: nwrep

Threw me off.


32 posted on 12/23/2020 6:33:57 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: EEGator

He looks to me like he could’ve been one of Malcolm’s droogs.

A little bit of the old ultra violence, chainsaw style (with fries).


33 posted on 12/23/2020 6:40:39 PM PST by Yardstick
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Needs a glass of milk.


34 posted on 12/23/2020 6:44:16 PM PST by EEGator
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To: simpson96

We need a follow up story about Alice’s drug screen.


35 posted on 12/23/2020 6:45:13 PM PST by GnuThere
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To: simpson96

I guess he thought he was in.. “Alice’s Restaurant”...


36 posted on 12/23/2020 7:02:53 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum


37 posted on 12/23/2020 7:03:17 PM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: simpson96

Looks like he was arrested for not wearing his mask properly.


38 posted on 12/23/2020 7:11:52 PM PST by minnesota_bound (I need more money. )
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To: simpson96

"I ordered the crinkle-cut fries!"


       

39 posted on 12/23/2020 7:22:45 PM PST by Songcraft
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Unless the wielder is VERY strong and quick, a chainsaw is a horrible weapon against anyone with even a bit of martial arts training.

If I was going to the garden tool shed for a weapon, I’d take the manual hedge clippers over the chainsaw.

Although there is a shotgun in my garden tool shed, so I’d take that.


40 posted on 12/23/2020 7:28:29 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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