Farmer selling horse milk for £13 a pint

DevonLive ^ | 15 MAR 2021 | Neil Shaw

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

There may be a job opening for Governor Cuomo if is state job doesn’t pan out.

[BobL]

“Good morning.”

Good morning to you, too.

[proud American in Canada]

If the stallion self-identifies as a mare, then s/he would probably enjoy being “milked.”

Wouldn’t want to taste what comes out, though.

I am a human woman, so not interested in a horse. LOL!

[Eleutheria5]

But if you self-identified as a horse, you, too, could get milked. I wouldn’t try running the Kentucky Derby, though.

[Eleutheria5]

After you. Even de-horned I wouldn’t want to get too close to that fellow.

[Eleutheria5]

Interesting passage in Aristophanes about that. Wasps, I think. There’s a trial, and a bunch of suckling pigs are brought in as sympathy witnesses. The judge asks, “can they feed without the mother”? and the lawyer replies “Can they feed without the father is a better question”. That is about the grossest thing I’ve ever read in a Greek play, so of course I had to share it.

[Pollard]

Actually, they have to be “milked” once a year for health reasons if there’s no mare around.

[fruser1]

“drunk by over 30 million people around the world”

I’m proud to not be a member of the 0.375%.

[Vaduz]

That ain’t milk it just looks like it.