Posted on 08/26/2021 5:00:35 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Adam’s first words to Eve were: Stand back. I don’t know how big it will get.
A friend's wife was very nearsighted. Her shift started early in the morning. A conversation went like this as she was fumbling around in the dark:
Bill: "What's the trouble?"
Sarah: "I'm trying to find my glasses."
Bill: "Go ahead, turn on the lights."
Sarah: "That's not going to help."
The reason Eve was called a woman is the first time Adam saw her he said, “Woah! Man!”. LOL
Two snakes are slithering along.
Snake #1...”Hey, are we venomous?”
Snake #2...”I don’t think so.”
Snake #1...”Oh good, ‘cause I just bit my tongue.”
“Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.”
A slight, but important, modification:
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and RECEIVE without forgetting.
still using that line.
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