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Old Age is Wonderful
email from friend | 9/27/2021 | unknown

Posted on 09/27/2021 4:44:21 AM PDT by sodpoodle

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More sily stuff;)
1 posted on 09/27/2021 4:44:21 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

ROFL!!!


2 posted on 09/27/2021 4:46:07 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: sodpoodle

Tain’t funny MaGee
I resemble everyone of those tales.


3 posted on 09/27/2021 4:48:05 AM PDT by Tupelo
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*************Tain’t funny MaGee
I resemble everyone of those tales.****************

Yes, but you are alive:)


4 posted on 09/27/2021 4:49:48 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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To: sodpoodle

“Betty was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.”

Almost too much realism for a joke!


5 posted on 09/27/2021 5:01:07 AM PDT by cdcdawg (The vaccines don't work)
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To: sodpoodle

:-)


6 posted on 09/27/2021 5:06:07 AM PDT by xenia ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell)
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To: sodpoodle

I think I resemble some of those. Getting old ain’t for the weak of heart I tell you.


7 posted on 09/27/2021 5:06:52 AM PDT by Ron H.
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To: sodpoodle

Vernon! 😳🤪


8 posted on 09/27/2021 5:07:25 AM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ, and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com)
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To: sodpoodle

The only good thing about getting old is it beats the alternative....................


9 posted on 09/27/2021 5:10:01 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: sodpoodle

I can laugh at this stuff now...but wait until I get young.


10 posted on 09/27/2021 5:29:56 AM PDT by moovova (There will never be another fair presidential election in the USA.)
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To: sodpoodle
A police officer pulls over an old lady in a car. He approaches her and asks for her driver's license and insurance. The he asks: "Do you have any weapons in the car?"

Little Old Lady: Why yes, I have a .38 in my purse.

Officer: Ok, do you have any other weapons in the car?

LOL: Yes, There's this gun in the glove compartment.

Officer: Hmm. Do you have any other weapons in the car ma'am?

LOL: Well there's this .50 cal pistol under the seat.

Officer: Lady, why do you have all these guns? What are you afraid of?

LOL: Not a damn thing!

11 posted on 09/27/2021 5:30:31 AM PDT by ChuckR163
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To: sodpoodle

BFLR.


12 posted on 09/27/2021 7:49:19 AM PDT by Prince of Space (Irish lives matter!)
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To: sodpoodle

A couple was lying in bed one night wanting to have sex after a while the man says what you can’t think of anyone ether.


13 posted on 09/27/2021 9:05:03 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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