McAuliffe Blames Loss On Low 3AM Ballot Turnout

BabylonBee.com ^ | 11-4-2021 | BabylonBee.com

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

"We thought we had it in the bag with all the early vote ballots, all the absentee ballots, all the dead voter ballots, and frankly we got a little lazy and let the country down," said McAuliffe campaign head Biff Tannen.

Great Scott!

[Chode]

DAMN THE BEE!!! almost choked on the headline... cause it’s TRUE!

[MHGinTN]

Giant LOL!

[UnwashedPeasant]

The Swamp was OK with him losing. If they thought he was worth the 3 a.m. ballot dump, he would have won.

[maxwellsmart_agent]

Why can’t McAuliffe tell it like it is, that the democrats messed up and that is why they lost. They allowed Merrick Garland to sick the DOJ on American citixens and call them domestic terrorists. They allowed Biden to impoose mandates on people whw have beem freightened by media with stupid reports of bizzare but unproven side affects from innoculations. Imstead of sitting on evil journalists who produce these reports, they are imposing mandates on scared people who are not given the truth. How about being straight with the people.

[NEMDF]

When Youngkin was only winning by a couple points when I went to bed, Mr. NEMDF said it looked like we had a win there.

I said, “...don’t you remember ALL OF THE GRAPHS showing how the lead went up for Biden at 3 a.m.?....”

I fully expected this to happen in VA this week, but think they are trying to let us relax about election fraud going forward.....

[metmom]

This is way too true.

[metmom]

It’s SUPPOSED TO BE a joke. Well satire, actually, but IMO probably far closer to reality than we’d like to see.

[metmom]

I think that the democrats really do not understand that they are the ones who messed up that bad.

I think they are that deluded.

[roninoronoco]

That was good. (I clicked before noticing that it was BabylonBee.)

[Cobra64]

“3am ballots” is code for fraud.

[TBP]

The 3 AM ballots are on a cargo ship from China, but they’re stuck and can’t get to port. They’ll get here eventually.

[chopperk]

McAuliffe just doesn’t get it.

[GreenHornet]

The way things are going in this country, when I see a headline like this, I think it’s only a 50/50 shot it’s from the Babylon Bee.

[Hiddigeigei]

'This is supposed to be satire but Youngkin's lead shrank significantly between midnight and 3 am."
Fairfax County and some others tried, but they didn't try hard enough and the clock ran out.

[dsm69]

All those preprinted McCauliffe ballots made in China stuck on one of those freighters stuck at anchor off the coast still waiting to get unloaded LMAO!!