Cops aren't told for TEN days that married lesbian couple charged with murder of woman, 23, have gone on the run after posting $500,000 bail each and cutting off GPS ankle bracelets

Daily Mail ^ | 7 January 2022 | Associated Press and Snejana Farberov

[gitmo]

One of my doctors has told me he was the luckiest guy in his class at med school. His fingers are too short to do a prostate exam.

[nesnah]

His fingers are too short to do a prostate exam.

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That might indicate another “shortfall”.

[SaveFerris]

You’re an anti-dentite!!!!

😜😜😜

https://youtu.be/ne_ucyzLK6E

[jettester]

A manager at DAC in Long Beach was named Dick Skinner - he was black and always had a spear mounted on the wall behind his desk!

[BiteYourSelf]

Oh my God,the picture of the ex- boyfriend.😳

[JBW1949]

LOL...

[martin_fierro]

[Trillian]

I was looking for the meme where one looked like peter griffin, but this will do.

[Trillian]

[BarbM]

There’s an orthopedic surgeon in my town with the last name of Bonebreak.
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My foot doctor was Dr. Keister. I always thought he went into the wrong field.

[Albion Wilde]

I knew a photographer named Seymour.

[simpson96]

Something tells me they look nothing like Thelma and Louise...

[simpson96]

Yep, I was right.

Just clicked on the link and (unfortunately) saw their ugly faces.

[jmacusa]

Quite a story. $6,000 in 1973 was almost half of what some people were making a year in those days.

[oldvirginian]

“$6,000 in 1973 was almost half of what some people were making a year in those days.”

In all truth that did include the front door the police had to break down to get into the place.

I took a peep inside a couple of days later.
All the windows were needing replacement, not just the glass but the entire window.
Half the cabinets were destroyed.
I’m just wondering if the cabinet damage was from some weird sexual escapades that I have no idea about.
The toilet and BR sink were totaled.
Most of the sheetrock was in shreds.
Leave it to raging lesbians to shred sheetrock.
The oven was on it’s side looking like a dump truck had hit it.
And the back door was in splinters.
Pretty sure he replaced the carpet too.

These were nice apartments in a very desirable area. My rent was $450/month. There wasn’t anything cheap in that place.