Trudeau Orders All Geese Rounded Up And Shot For Honking In Solidarity With Truckers

The Babylon Bee ^ | 2-7-2022 | Babylon Bee

[servo1969]

Hsssssssssssssss!

[Hieronymus]

This needs to be accompanied by an image of the Canadian Gadsden flag, which features a gander. I have no idea how to post images, but here is a link.

https://www.thelordsharvest.ca/flags-bcs-19_22/3x5-canadian-gadsden-flag-dont-tread-on-mene-marchez-pas-sur-moi-b0787pxynt-ocs-2443.html

[KarlInOhio]

I’m reading this in my car at lunch. Two of the geese literal walked behind my car and started honking while I read this.

[V_TWIN]

The blindfolds are an especially nice touch

[Chode]

that, and crapping all over the place...

[M Kehoe]

Damn, as I am reading this a flock of Canadian geese flew overhead going south towards Miami.

5.56mm

[dayglored]

So yeah, Canada geese are loud, annoying, aggressive, and so forth.

But have you every tried to walk across a lawn or park green where those geese hang out?

GOOSE POOP! EVERYWHERE!

If it weren't for the poop, I could tolerate the honking and the hissing and whatnot.

But the poop is over the top. So to speak.

[dayglored]

> that, and crapping all over the place...

GMTA. See previous post :-)

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"We now view the Canadian Goose as an enemy of the state,"

The proper name is Canada Goose. Geese are neither Canadian or American or any other nationality.

[Joe Boucher]

If your area of Virginia is visited by these Geese you will know that they descend sometimes in the hundreds and that they all poop like a small dog.
Think about hundreds of little dogs pooping on your lawn and driveway and walkway.
Patio etc.
Can’t get the wife to pluck their feathers so killing them for food is a fail.

[Paladin2]

The Loons are rounding up the Geese?

[bitt]

https://gab.com/White__Rabbit/posts/107753250587321715

Drone footage of the US/Canadian border:

[bitt]

p

[frank ballenger]

If only this weren’t satire. I’m not too fond of geese, they way they honk at folks, the biting and chasing people.

One of original jokes came when people at the historical early American buildings outdoor museum Greenfield Village the picnic table seating area next to the fried chicken lunch counter was host to annoying geese. They would push at people's legs and bite at any dropped food scraps.

One goose kept jumping onto the table top. Finally he leapt forward and grabbed the chicken breast from a man's plate and then hissed at him and took off.

I said the only solution for this is for the next day a sign to be posted: Special Today: Cooked Goose.

[frank ballenger]

Mounties ready....

I think there is a misunderstanding. Trudeau’s aide said to round up and shoot all the honkeys.

[EVO X]

If you think geese are bad, try angering a swan sometime....................

Old fart golfer chiming in. I've played many golf courses infested with Canadian geese. I was attacked once a few years ago. My guess is the goose had eyesight problems and thought I was a threat. The goose took off once it hit my golf bag. That said, domesticated geese and swans are equal to guard dogs.

[Tennessee Nana]

Clever

:)

[Chode]

100%! Turdus Canadius...

[Red Badger]

I’ve been attacked by geese and seen people attacked by swans. I have read that black swans are even more aggressive!.............

[EVO X]

Many moons ago my parents had to offload their German Shepard to one of their parents that had domesticated geese. The geese let the dog know who was in charge..