Woman sets fire to shed while husband and another woman were inside, police say

ABC 15 ^ | 02/14/2022 | KSTU staff

[minnesota_bound]

Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, it’s not easy bein’ me. Well, last week my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, ‘Be quite. You’ll wake up Daddy.’”

Rodney Dangerfield’s Opening Stand-Up from “It’s Not Easy Bein’ Me” (1982)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Vtu0PzEB0

[Albion Wilde]

Cohabitation on the floor, on
top of an old tire
“Hey, that ain’t Mormon!” cried the wife
Armed with a gas can, not a knife
to set the morons right,
she lit the shed on fire, ha ha!
The climax was foregone.