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Woman arrested trying to smuggle personal massager from Largo Walmart, police say
WFLA News Channel 8 ^
| February 28, 2022
| Nathaniel Rodriguez
Posted on 03/01/2022 4:47:37 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Must have been a little person massager.
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:04:27 PM PST
by
rfp1234
(Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
To: nascarnation
To: changeitback440
Looks like a “full range” of offerings.
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:07:15 PM PST
by
nascarnation
(Let's Go Brandon!)
To: Dalberg-Acton
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:07:42 PM PST
by
nascarnation
(Let's Go Brandon!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; nascarnation; Daffynition
Police said Mears tried to hide a “Plus One” massager in her purse and walk out with it. If "massager" is a euphemism, what is "her purse"? I wouldn't have had a clue or suspicion if nascarnation hadn't provided an image of the product packaging.
Last I was aware, that kind of merchandise was sold in the stores that had their windows painted over.
Apparently the world has changed somewhat.
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:08:39 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
("Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Maybe they need to introduce her to Florida man :)
To: Ezekiel
The “industry standard” Hitachi Wand has 14,000+ reviews on Amazon, FWIW.
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:13:39 PM PST
by
nascarnation
(Let's Go Brandon!)
To: dblshot
I’ll admit I misread the subject line...
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:14:15 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: Dalberg-Acton
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:16:32 PM PST
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Dalberg-Acton
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:18:20 PM PST
by
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
To: gundog
I had a vet float a horse’s teeth with something like that.
To: gundog
A guy I worked with prior job was an ER tech. A female showed up one night who had given herself an Episiotomy with one of those that had been “modified.”
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:25:56 PM PST
by
Clay Moore
(Make Jan. 6 Ashli Babbitt Remembrance Day )
To: Dalberg-Acton
Is that Gumby’s girlfriend?
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:28:38 PM PST
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: changeitback440
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:28:41 PM PST
by
matthew fuller
(Resist this coercion like it’s slavery. It is. Kevin Homer, MD)
To: nascarnation
I’m sure glad I don’t have any clue!
When I saw “personal massager” in the title, I just figured it was one of those rolly things for soothing foot pain or sore shoulders.
Sam Walton must be mortified.
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:29:22 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
("Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️.)
To: Clay Moore
Hmmmm...I’ll have to check the instruction manual to see if there’s some kind of warning.
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:34:30 PM PST
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Ezekiel
“I just figured it was one of those rolly things for soothing foot pain or sore shoulders.”
Sure, that is what they want you to think.....
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:35:08 PM PST
by
doorgunner69
(Let's go Brandon)
To: Ezekiel
And, inexorably, the End Times draweth nigh....
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:35:38 PM PST
by
Hebrews 11:6
(I won't let the rocks cry out in my place)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It almost looks like she is trying to keep a straight face, it’s almost a smirk, like
“I can’t believe I’m going down for this”.
Even she must see the humor in the incident.😎
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:35:43 PM PST
by
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I guess I'm naive, but I thought "personal massager" meant a percussion massager. We have one and they are great on aching muscles. It never occurred to me that it might be a "feminine massager." Such dirty old minds on this thread!
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posted on
03/01/2022 5:37:27 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(If truckers quit their jobs, society would collapse. If politicians quit their jobs...HALLELUJAH!)
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