Polygamist weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him

NY Post ^ | 2 Mar 2022 | Ben Cost

[Trillian]

What a dumbass.

[Islander7]

A rare case of Polygamy that doesn’t cause multiple mother in law syndrome.

[FalloutShelterGirl]

I met a nurse from Africa - forget which crappy little country, but she was much younger than me and her grandfather had two wives. She said it was very common in that generation. In fact, wife #1 had picked out wife #2 for her husband because wife #1 could not get pregnant.

[ExSES]

What follows is a true story..

Had a Co-Worker who married a gal with two sisters. He was a rather weird duck and after 5 years was divorced..., then married one of his sister-in-laws..., a few years later, they divorced and he married the other former sister-in-law! Obviously that marriage ended in divorce as well! Seems that the sisters never believed what their older siblings told them about him (AWHHH, THAT CAN'T BE TRUE)!

BTW, he was always a hoot at a party or company event! He had quite a following of relatives and co-workers for years..., a LIVE SOAP OPERA FOR US!!

[Scrambler Bob]

if you could afford to own 3 cars and you just bought 3 of the same model, in the same color?
= = =

Well, you would only have to buy one kind of air filter, oil filter, etc.

[thegagline]

And still, no one will make him a sandwich.

[Valpal1]

I’m guessing his pheromones fit all of their (genetically similar) chemoreceptors. Chemistry is a necessary but insufficient requirement for long term marriage.

[lurk]

What could go wrong. Polygamy is boring and political.

[Gay State Conservative]

This tread is worthless without photos.

[ExSES]

I’m guessing his pheromones fit all of their (genetically similar) chemoreceptors. Chemistry is a necessary but insufficient requirement for long term marriage.

Or..., they were all "A Little Off?"

[nickcarraway]

Should be an interesting Thanksgiving.

[dayglored]

Chances are very good that the three women's "cycles" are already tightly synchronized, so they all get horny the same week, all get grumpy the next week, all get crampy the next week, and all get hungry the week after that.

I can't begin to imagine that horror show.

[FarCenter]

Did you hear about the guy who dumped his 40-year old wife for 20-year old twins?

Turns out he wasn’t wired for 220.

[Valpal1]

This is not the first set of sisters I’ve heard about chasing after the same guy. I knew a set of twin guys in high school that frequently chased after the the same girls. And brother sets that married sister sets. And mother/daughter sets marrying father/son sets.

There must be a genetically similar pheromone component because this is not a rare phenomenon.

[aquila48]

The happy quadruplet...

[dfwgator]

Well at least he still only has one mother-in-law.

[Lurker]

Polygamy is self-punishing.

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[DUMBGRUNT]

--"Chances are very good that the three women's "cycles" are already tightly synchronized"

Pheromones!

And that is why I selected Cerberus as the keyword!

The three-headed hound of hell!

[oldvirginian]

“What sane man really wants to have to deal with more than one woman, especially if they’re sisters? His life is going to be hell in 3...2..”

Well, on the bright side....only one set of in-laws to deal with!

[skepsel]

Only one dipstick though....