Swinging gone wrong! Crazed woman attacks couple with Samurai SWORD after they 'refuse to have threesome'

Daily Mail ^ | 7 April 2022 | David Averre

[srmanuel]

Air Note said none of that kinky stuff.

[Islander7]

Me so horny.

[LeoWindhorse]

Mai wai laeow! Pooying bah bah boh boh .
Lohk chit

[M Kehoe]

Me horny, love you long time GI. Fi dollah.

No, you get the Bobbit treatment.

5.56mm

[antidemoncrat]

Or pull out your legally carried firearm.

[nesnah]

Bringing a large, sharpened “tool” to a potential sexual encounter doesn’t really look all that good.

[Flag_This]

“But the queens we use would not excite you.”

[BiteYourSelf]

See post 33.😅

[wbarmy]

NEVER sheathe a sword with blood on it. No matter how good the blade, it will stick to the sheath and preclude a smooth draw of the sword. A bad blade will turn worse due to rust.

[dayglored]

> Where is she on the scale?...

Straight up from the '5' on HOT, but through the roof on CRAZY. The scale needs an extension to maybe '15' CRAZY for this one.

[KarlInOhio]

The attacker, wearing a sequined blue dress, took the sword out of its hilt to show the couple the razor sharp blade

Took the sword out of its hilt? I guess she was just showing the couple what her tang looked like.

[moovova]

Aum, Air, Note...all sound like a new series of Apple phones.

[oldasrocks]

She is just mad cause she ordered a large Dildo and all they sent her was a sword.
her fault for asking for something deep and penetrating.

[Trillian]

My sides!

[Getready]

Xlnt

[Delta 21]

What? When doesn’t wild passionate hedonism involve a little sword play?

She crossed the line with the blade and you just had to shame her in public?

This world needs more folks drinking from the skulls of their former enemies.

[Getready]

1.5/9

[Getready]

Another lunatic in a blue dress.

[xp38]

Her heroine

[libertylover]

So THAT’s what the devil with the blue dress on looks like.