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| April 8, 2022
| The Babylon Bee and the Holtz Leather Company
Posted on 04/11/2022 1:22:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOLOL on this one!!!
“Twitter: Now 9.2% less evil!”
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posted on
04/11/2022 1:29:04 PM PDT
by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“Ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul” ought to be on Amazon, too.
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posted on
04/11/2022 1:29:14 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Disney: Weeee'lll convert your childreeeeen!
Disney: It's a small "it" after all...
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posted on
04/11/2022 1:30:20 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Bokassa always used to say, ‘You can’t feed people with politics.’)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
CNN: The only news fit for airports.
NFL: Not Football Lovers
Planned Parenthood:We hate parenting
National Education Association:We hate Planned Parenthood survivors
Fox News:News for people who think they're not liberal but really are.
Tesla:We're against EV tax credits now that we've used up all our allotments.
ESPN: The CNN of sports
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posted on
04/11/2022 1:34:02 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Jamestown1630
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posted on
04/11/2022 1:42:35 PM PDT
by
McGavin999
(To shut down the border tell the administration the cartel is smuggling Ivermectin )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Blockbuster Video: We’re still open! Well, one store anyway.
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posted on
04/11/2022 1:42:55 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: Tell It Right
Planned Parenthood:We hate parentingPlanned Parenthood: We hate children.
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posted on
04/11/2022 1:42:57 PM PDT
by
Robwin
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: McGavin999
“Ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul”:
One ring to rule them all,
one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.
-Tolkien, Lord of the Rings
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posted on
04/11/2022 1:49:23 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Jamestown1630
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posted on
04/11/2022 1:51:48 PM PDT
by
McGavin999
(To shut down the border tell the administration the cartel is smuggling Ivermectin )
To: McGavin999
It’s not the whole inscription:
Ash nazg durbatulûk,
ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk
agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
(And it’s a lot prettier written in the Elvish.)
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posted on
04/11/2022 2:10:33 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Loved these as a kid. They helped make me the smart-ass I am today!
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posted on
04/11/2022 2:25:13 PM PDT
by
fruser1
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“T-Mobile: The sound of silence.”
LOL! Ain’t that the truth.
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posted on
04/11/2022 2:30:19 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(When government fears the people, there is liberty.)
To: fruser1
I am also a product of The Tree Stooges and Mad Magazine, rounded out later in life by Gary Larson.
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posted on
04/11/2022 2:38:24 PM PDT
by
GingisK
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The American Federation Of Teachers: We care. About ourselves.Or: When kids pay union dues, we'll care about kids.
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posted on
04/11/2022 2:42:45 PM PDT
by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: GingisK
Lieberals lack a sense of humor
.
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posted on
04/11/2022 4:03:07 PM PDT
by
hoosierham
(Freedom isnt free)
To: McGavin999
Black Rock = Lizard People from Outer Space.
To: who_would_fardels_bear
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posted on
04/11/2022 6:38:22 PM PDT
by
McGavin999
(To shut down the border tell the administration the cartel is smuggling Ivermectin )
To: Jamestown1630
-Tolkien, Lord of the RingsI figured it had something to do with Cthulhu
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posted on
04/11/2022 6:59:34 PM PDT
by
zeugma
(Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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