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Report: Perfect Parking Spot Right Up Front! UPDATE: Gah Friggin Motorcycle
The Babylon Bee ^
| April 28, 2022
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/29/2022 9:07:42 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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With me, it's shopping carts.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Or people parking over the line.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:14:04 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
People who take 1 hour 45 minutes to BACK into a space.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:16:39 AM PDT
by
Fai Mao
To: Fai Mao
People who take 1 hour 45 minutes to BACK OUT OF a space.........................
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:19:42 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I actually park my scooter toward the back of the parking spot so cars will see it when coming down the row. I know the feeling.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:20:13 AM PDT
by
Poser
(Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:20:16 AM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Let's Go Brandon!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Since covid:
“Picking up online orders only parking” spaces
GET OVER IT ALREADY
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:22:08 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I always park WAY out. Too many door-dinging yahoos upfront. I’m often parking near nice vehicles that have adopted the same strategy.
Besides, I need the exercise.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:22:50 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: V_TWIN
I just park there. What are they going to do? (pick up online order parking spaces)
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:24:25 AM PDT
by
Persevero
(You cannot comply your way out of tyranny. )
To: moovova
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:24:34 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Some dopey woman trying to park in a hurry in one of the nondescript bar-of-soap looking cars knocked over my Duc Supersport that was currently occupying the spot. The thing is bright red, how do you miss that? Well, she didn’t. B*tch fled the scene before I could get her plate number.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:25:24 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
With me, it's shopping carts. A shopping cart, you can move.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:26:40 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman!)
To: V_TWIN
LOL...I stew just looking at the stupid social distancing footprint stickers you see on the ground for Covid. You know they are never going to be scraped off!
I guess I better start railing at dandelions or something!
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:27:17 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Good Gosh. I wonder how much we paid for this study. Gotta be millions.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:28:12 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hahahahahahahahahahah! THE BEE!
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:28:38 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I park in the yellow striped area between the parking spaces and the store. That’s where the light poles are. Too small for a car, but perfect for a motorcycle.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:28:45 AM PDT
by
AlaskaErik
(In time of peace, prepare for war.)
To: rlmorel
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Most people spend more time driving in circles looking for the perfect spot, than it takes to just park out deeper and walk into the store. The whole country is replete with lazy slobs.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:30:40 AM PDT
by
KobraKai
To: rlmorel
The ones in my grocery were removed a few months after they were put down. Nobody followed them anyway, and nobody insisted we do.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:32:02 AM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
little electric cars, the size of a pregnant roller skate.
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posted on
04/29/2022 9:32:43 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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