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Homeowner Chases Naked, Mud-Covered Robber Through Neighborhood, Then Hunt Takes Unexpected Turn [FL]
The Independent Journal Review ^ | August 7, 2022 at 3:05pm | By Andrew Jose

Posted on 08/08/2022 11:14:44 AM PDT by Red Badger

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1 posted on 08/08/2022 11:14:44 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Florida is amazing


2 posted on 08/08/2022 11:18:05 AM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: Red Badger
“I hope the best for him. I don’t hope anything bad,”

He’ll probably make out just fine when he sues your ass. Anyone worth shooting is generally worth killing.

3 posted on 08/08/2022 11:20:56 AM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: FlyingEagle

It’s never boring!..................


4 posted on 08/08/2022 11:21:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Joe Brower; V_TWIN; Yulee

Ping!.....................


5 posted on 08/08/2022 11:22:06 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

“took out a cleaver”

Florida man was lucky. When you hear cleaver and naked man in the same sentence something really bad comes to mind.......


6 posted on 08/08/2022 11:22:11 AM PDT by packagingguy
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To: Red Badger

wooo wooo lol!


7 posted on 08/08/2022 11:22:35 AM PDT by LibertyWoman (America, the Handwriting is on the Wall. )
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To: Red Badger

So how do you defend yourself against a pointed stick?


8 posted on 08/08/2022 11:22:43 AM PDT by Ken H (Trump /DeSantis)
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To: Red Badger

I wonder if robbing while naked and covered in mud helps win jury sympathy or booster an insane defense.


9 posted on 08/08/2022 11:23:42 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Red Badger

The headline caught my attention but then I realized...it’s just Florida.


10 posted on 08/08/2022 11:24:09 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (3,658,126 users on Truth Social)
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To: Red Badger

A headline that just screams “Florida”.


11 posted on 08/08/2022 11:24:27 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

Trying to figger out how the homeowner went from having a cleaver to having a pistol? Maybe he’d been playing cards with Maverick and had stuff up his sleeve. And if the mud bogger was swinging a fence slat at him he shouldn’t be apologizing for shooting/cleaving him.


12 posted on 08/08/2022 11:25:08 AM PDT by OldWarBaby
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To: Ken H

With a pointed gun.......................


13 posted on 08/08/2022 11:28:19 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

“When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross. “


14 posted on 08/08/2022 11:32:33 AM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: Red Badger

He was only jogging

/s


15 posted on 08/08/2022 11:33:48 AM PDT by Pxzftrnqfrn
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To: OldWarBaby

16 posted on 08/08/2022 11:38:57 AM PDT by granite (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Red Badger
My advice would be, don’t follow people out of your house

Good advice.

17 posted on 08/08/2022 11:41:22 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Red Badger

Florida. Stand Your Ground.


18 posted on 08/08/2022 11:44:55 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Sometimes when you get to where you're supposed to be, it's too soon.)
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Maybe he thought to evade detection by thermal devices, like Arnold in the Predator movie. Avoid those pesky police helos and all.
 
 

19 posted on 08/08/2022 11:47:55 AM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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To: Red Badger

What pocket does a naked man put the $400 into?

Asking in case I ever find myself in that situation.


20 posted on 08/08/2022 11:51:27 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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