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Super Bowl Flyover Featuring All Female Pilots Running 20 Minutes Late
The Babylon Bee ^
| February 12, 2023
Posted on 02/13/2023 3:56:31 AM PST by McGruff
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posted on
02/13/2023 3:56:31 AM PST
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McGruff
To: McGruff
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posted on
02/13/2023 4:10:12 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: McGruff
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posted on
02/13/2023 4:11:37 AM PST
by
mozarky2
(Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
To: McGruff
To: McGruff
Is it just me or did the flyover seem...lackluster this year?
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posted on
02/13/2023 4:51:45 AM PST
by
Aevery_Freeman
(DemonRatz to Biden: You've outlived your uselessness. Buh-Bye!)
To: Aevery_Freeman
They flew over an enclosed stadium and there was a camera inside at least one jet but because the pilots were wearing helmets and masks you couldn’t see who or what........after all that hype the whole thing was a freaking bust....... hilarious 🤣
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posted on
02/13/2023 5:08:10 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: McGruff
“the team pushed back their arrival another ten minutes after one of the pilots burned out her landing gear taxiing with the parking brake on”
Once again The Bee drifts from satire into reality.
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posted on
02/13/2023 5:11:37 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: McGruff
“Does this F/A-18 make me look fat?”
To: McGruff
They were flying and putting their makeup on at the same time.
To: twister881
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posted on
02/13/2023 5:23:57 AM PST
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: George J. Jetso
They whole time during pilot training they were thinking: “I hope I’m not expected to fly in reverse.”
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posted on
02/13/2023 5:33:26 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: V_TWIN
It’s hard to find a place to land every 100 miles so you can use the restroom.
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posted on
02/13/2023 5:34:35 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tell It Right
Hopefully they don’t parallel park the planes at the air base.
To: Col Frank Slade
The navigation maps replaced lats and longs with "turn 3 lights past the mall".
The fuel gauge was replaced with a bladder gauge.
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posted on
02/13/2023 5:45:56 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: McGruff
As a longtime home owner, I've learned that the amount of bathrooms in your house should always be equal to the amount of females living there plus 1.
That seems to be the optimum formula.
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posted on
02/13/2023 5:51:40 AM PST
by
SamAdams76
(4,895,899 Truth | 87,656,930 Twitter)
To: SamAdams76
Do military jets have cupholders now? Just asking for a guy next door.
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posted on
02/13/2023 5:54:27 AM PST
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: McGruff
This is a little unfair. My private flight instructor was a woman and we were flying a new Piper Arrow at night back to an uncontrolled airport. A wire on the alternator came loose, I shut down non-essential instruments, tracked the interstate back to the field, turned on the radio briefly to announce my arrival, and turned on the lights when we were on final.
To: McGruff
To: Tell It Right
"...It’s hard to find a place to land every 100 miles so you can use the restroom..." Pfft. They can fly with me, the way my friends drive with me. That way, when I have to stop every 50 miles, all the torture and ridicule falls on me.
I don't care anymore-as long as I can make it.
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posted on
02/13/2023 6:05:58 AM PST
by
rlmorel
("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
To: McGruff
Hysterical
(Or is that misogynistic?)
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posted on
02/13/2023 6:07:32 AM PST
by
griswold3
(Truth, Beauty and Goodness )
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