Arizona man fatally beats coworker with baseball bat at Intel cafeteria: police

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[thegagline]

I knew what the perp looked like even before I saw his picture:

What are the odds? Hint: over 50% committed by 3%.

[Reily]

He has that solid state physicist\semiconductor engineer look about him. They are a dangerous bunch!

[Telepathic Intruder]

Another case of a bat going crazy. This doesn’t mean all bats are bad, but we should just ban all of them anyway.

[Repeal The 17th]

“...Wood or metal?...”
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Vampire.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#1: "WTF is wrong with people? In a semiconductor plant?"

It is a heritable genetic anomaly which governs impulse control. It is missing.

[AnthonySoprano]

Looks like Biden won’t have to make up any Lies about this one, because he’ll ignore it.

[martin_fierro]

Nah, the batter just used a rhetorical flourish.

[libertylover]

All employees will have to endure diversity sensitivity training on their own time so they can identify with the batsman and understand how white supremacy drove him to kill a coworker.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#20: "I think the middle name “Lemond” gave it away."

True. Reminds me of the CNN nutcase Don Lemon.

[nickcarraway]

It can’t possibly have been a black man. Everyone knows black men don’t play baseball anymore. How would he get a bat?

[nickcarraway]

This proves the Designated Hitter rule was a bad idea.

[Leaning Right]

Everyone should carry at least one defensive weapon on them, at all times.

Some folks just don’t like guns. I get that. And in some workplaces, carrying a gun is a firing offense. So carry police-grade pepper spray. Fox and Sabre are good brands. Both are available on Amazon, and are legal in all 50 states.

Some states do have size restrictions. Check that out. But never, ever be defenseless.

[AnthonySoprano]

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Focus on the Car.

Did he have a white car?

I heard on MSNBC when black people are violent, it’s white people’s fault.

[dfwgator]

Enthusiams!

[JBW1949]

“He disrespected me, man!!!”

[Allegra]

Guy had a chip on his shoulder

Oh, dear.

{trying to suppress laughter}

[Carl Vehse]

LeoWindhorse: "Let me guess the race of the brutal attacker...."

After that, try some tough guesses, like:
Is water wet?
Does the sun shine?

[AnthonySoprano]

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Plus the black gentleman killer was past his Prime, by all accounts.

And Killer is a pejorative term per all the major networks, unless they want you to hate him.

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[Beowulf9]

Now he’s not gonna get that promotion.

[DejaJude]

A bat, knife and hatchet? Are all these things laying around in a cafeteria?