Posted on 04/27/2023 9:08:44 PM PDT by aquila48
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Me luv you always
#15 They sing part of that song here:
Carrie Underwood, Kristin Chenoweth, & Christina Applegate Medley
https://youtu.be/NVs7VVv9HOc?t=130
No. That dress does not make you look fat.
That video was fun! Lots of good songs from the Girl Groups. Kristin Chenoweth has a surprisingly good voice. Makes you want to sing along - karaoke style.
A few years ago my wife caught me gawking at a beautiful gal and she let me have it it but good. But when she was done threatening to cut my privates of when I fell asleep I just looked at her with an adoring look and said: “Darling, if I didn’t have an appreciation for beautiful women how could possibly explain my adoration of you?” I did not fall asleep for a week.
My wife complains of memory problems.
I say “Sweetheart you never forget when I’m wrong and you never remember when I’m right’’.
No problem there.
Does this make me look fat?
Don’t ever answer
How about “I don’t wanna be here”...while you’re driving 85 mph along the Interstate.
Three biggest lies in Texas:
1. I won this belt buckle at the rodeo.
2. My pickup’s paid for
3. I was only helping that sheep over the fence.
3. It worked in the shop.
“It’s a trap!” Admiral Akbar
Snort...So true!
Fortunately my wife is quite adamant about my looking at attractive women. She says when I stop looking at them she won’t want me anymore.
For instance she is fully aware of the time we arrived in Siena and I spotted two Italiam Police women walking toward me. They could have been twins, perfect hair, form fitting black uniforms, and their forms were wow! Silk stockings, black patent leather high heels, handbags, Sam Brown belts with wee little holsters containing 6.35 Berettas. Perfect make up. Gorgeous. wife whispered in my ear, “Fantasize all you want but they are not here to arrest you.” That’s why I love my wife.
My brother-in-law told me one time that his wife wouldn’t let him wear sunglasses to the beach. He finally convinced her that he had to wear sunglasses, of course you do, UV is bad for your eyes which is true.
Then he told me “I’m working on the binoculars issue now.”
A friend from church told me his wife got on this case when they went to the beach because he was looking around(???) she said he didn’t need to be looking at all these women, and she would get totally pissed off.
I told him to tell your wife “we’re not going to the beach anymore and if I can’t look at anything at the beach without you getting ticked off you’re insane... because there’s more meat on display at the beach than at the butcher section of Costco.”
“No, really, I’m fine.”
“I love you just the way you are”
“Are you even listening to me?”
What? 🤣🤣🤣
It's the three jelly rolls of your stomach and 40 pounds of junk in the trunk that do that.
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