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The Top Six Lies Told In Relationships
Relationships mag ^
| September 15, 2022
Posted on 04/27/2023 9:08:44 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: Mark17
15. Why no, I’m not married.
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posted on
04/28/2023 4:38:57 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: aquila48
In muslim relationships:
1. I won’t flog you more than once a day.
2. The goat is only for milk.
3. Is that a bomb under there or are you just glad to see me?
To: aquila48
“It’s not you, dear. It’s me.”
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posted on
04/28/2023 4:40:02 AM PDT
by
Fish Speaker
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Oh, and, "Let's Go Brandon!")
To: .44 Special
“Fantasize all you want but they are not here to arrest you.” That’s why I love my wife. You got a good one.
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posted on
04/28/2023 4:42:24 AM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Fish Speaker
Asia: “Hey Joe, love you long time.”
45
posted on
04/28/2023 4:42:32 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: lee martell
“But will you love me, tomorrow?”
Meatloaf took that a step further with Paradise by the Dashboard Lights!
46
posted on
04/28/2023 4:55:00 AM PDT
by
rfreedom4u
("You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas")
To: TonyM
My brain to mouth filter had a hole in it. A neighbor woman (no way a lady) walked by in a tight t-shirt with no bra and quite “blessed by nature. After she passed I said, “Damn!”
My wife glared at me so I said, “Did you see the way she was dressed?”
To which she replied, “You sure as hell did!”
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posted on
04/28/2023 4:57:40 AM PDT
by
rfreedom4u
("You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas")
To: central_va
48
posted on
04/28/2023 5:40:52 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: Dundee
“15. This is six inches...”
which explains why women have such trouble with estimating measurements ...
49
posted on
04/28/2023 5:43:34 AM PDT
by
catnipman
(In a post-covid world, ALL "science" is now political science: stolen elections have consequences)
To: catnipman
50
posted on
04/28/2023 5:44:23 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
51
posted on
04/28/2023 5:51:51 AM PDT
by
CodeJockey
("The duty of a true Patriot is to protect his country from its government.” –Thomas Paine)
To: rfreedom4u
I was thinking the same thing.
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posted on
04/28/2023 5:52:02 AM PDT
by
wgmalabama
(Censored !)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
04/28/2023 6:18:18 AM PDT
by
Bob434
(question )
To: Dundee
15. This is six inches... And it's ancillary lie;
" I promise. I won't put it in all the way.'
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posted on
04/28/2023 6:48:58 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(You can never have enough clamps. Thanks Ben.)
To: A Formerly Proud Canadian
A woman was looking in the mirror and said to her husband: “I’m old, my looks are gone, my hair stringy, and I need to loose weight.... Please say something positive to me....”
Without looking up from his paper he said: “You have perfect vision.”
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posted on
04/28/2023 6:58:54 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Rurudyne
You mean a rubber, right?
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posted on
04/28/2023 8:04:48 AM PDT
by
BrandtMichaels
( Why I Oughta! Tired of leftards... Bang, Zoom, To The Moon!)
To: Rurudyne
Those are Rel 2.0 (married) questions.
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posted on
04/28/2023 8:05:33 AM PDT
by
BrandtMichaels
( Why I Oughta! Tired of leftards... Bang, Zoom, To The Moon!)
To: Retrofitted
Change last line to:
“One or both is lying.”
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posted on
04/28/2023 8:07:04 AM PDT
by
BrandtMichaels
( Why I Oughta! Tired of leftards... Bang, Zoom, To The Moon!)
To: BrandtMichaels
Phone.
I value not being reachable.
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posted on
04/28/2023 8:08:33 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Rurudyne
Ha! I thought you meant carrying concealed.
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posted on
04/28/2023 8:16:01 AM PDT
by
BrandtMichaels
( Why I Oughta! Tired of leftards... Bang, Zoom, To The Moon!)
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