Perth vegan writes letter to neighbour complaining of ‘sickening’ smell of cooked meat

news.com.au ^ | May 8, 2023 | Jonathon Nolan

[nickcarraway]

[broken_clock]

Dear vegan neighbor, ESAD.

[G Larry]

Dear Karen,

Your vegan farts smell far worse than my BBQ, so....NO!

[Karliner]

My uncle used to do that. Used to sniff the pots and pans when we were kids and use his own to cook. Super zealot. He’s 92 and still unimaginably crazy the same way. But he’s also been declared mentally insane since too much LSD back in 1967...

[No name given]

His rights don’t end where her feelings begin!

[dfwgator]

How can you tell a Vegan?

You don’t, they tell you.

[Right Brother]

The sentence structure suggests that his brain needs more protein.

[ryderann]

No doubt I would be tempted to fry up a big batch of bacon with a large fan pointed in the unfriendly direction.

[newzjunkey]

Maybe the vegan neighbors should close their window? The sense of entitlement is ridiculous.

[V_TWIN]

Could you please shut your side window?”

Maybe vegan boy should shut his.

[V_TWIN]

I would write a two word response on that little note and deliver it back.......and it wouldn’t say happy birthday. 😏

[Irenic]

Awww man, I would have to buy a few fans and have 6 small carnivore meals a day.

[NorthMountain]

Plant-based food:

[BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan]

Why did she have kids? Doesn’t she know that humans are the worst polluters/animal habitat destroyers?

[FlingWingFlyer]

The solution here is sample. MOW YOUR LAWN WHILE BARBEQUING STEAKS AND BURGERS. The mowing will throw the lovely odor of plant based plants being mowed into the air.

[Carl Vehse]

Maybe the vegans should hold their breath until the smell goes away.

[Veto!]

Your uncle had a lot of fun!!!

I know a vegan who just moved here. Very nice woman, smart too, but she’s a vegan. I invited her over for dinner. I was roasting a chicken for Thanksgiving and said, well, just come for the veggies. She said the smell of cooking meat would make her sick. Another vegan here doesn’t seem to have that prejudice.

[Scrambler Bob]

Sorry, we are not cooking meat.

We are burning the parts we cut off our kids to trans them.

[BenLurkin]

“PLEASE TAKE SERIOUSLY”

Or else what?

[Huskrrrr]

Dear Moron:

No!

Signed,

Someone who is not your Mommy