Posted on 08/19/2023 8:27:18 AM PDT by simpson96
Good thing it wasn’t Black Flag.
Florida Woman
As I did a few days ago, I reference the great Howlin’ Wolf.
September, 1956 78rpm single.
I Asked for Water
Oh, I asked her for water,
oh she brought me gasoline
Oh, I asked her for water,
oh she brought me gasoline
That’s the troublingest woman, that I ever seen.
When I worked in Mexico in the ‘90s, there was an insecticide called OKO. If there was a fly buzzing around the room, you’d spray a little puff into the fly’s path, and 30 seconds after flying through the cloud, that fly was down and dead. Great stuff, wish they sold it here.
Florida Man would never have made it to the hospital, though.
Veronica Cline
I think you have marriage problems if your wife goes out drinking at a bar until the wee hours of the morning.
Guilty with extreme prejudice.
True, but the story doesn’t say that they were married.
Here is her arrest when taking down by the police dogs.
Can we get a rating from laz on this girl.. apparently she is dog friendly :-)
https://fb.watch/mwEN9jLQ1q/?mibextid=Nif5oz
Ya. Kinda looks like a witch. Probably has hairy armpits too.
Tastes kinda like spotted owl. He never saw it comin’.
I guess I assumed that. From the story we don’t even know if they were living together.
did the hubbie self identify as a cock roach?
This is happening more and more. Makes a dude want to sleep with one eye open.
Good dog! Did an excellent job.
Asked why, she said he’d been bugging her.
Never saw it. Had to look it up. Yes, that would an unfortunate liaison.
Millennium's Lucy Butler
Morticia?
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