[mikelets456]

Would they add tent making, panhandling and looting?

[Fiji Hill]

Flag football? What’s next? Kickball, dodgeball and drop-the-handkerchief?

[dfwgator]

No Hide and Seek?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycb9_Y_gJ-g

[Sacajaweau]

I vote for Musical Chairs.

[PerConPat]

That does it for me...No karaoke and no chugalug competitions...Fuhgeddaboudit!

[hoagy62]

I have to say, I am an Olympics fan. However, after this next time in Paris, if they even have it, I’m beginning to wonder if the Olympics are ever going to be played again.

[Sicon]

What do they call the event where men pretending to be women set all the new “women’s” world records?

[Verginius Rufus]

How about ultimate frizbee? Or was that added already?

Maybe miniature golf should be considered too.

[Noumenon]

Cornhole or death.

[x]

Seems like this ought to be a more prominent part of the story:

Boxing, modern pentathlon – where athletes compete in fencing, swimming, equestrian show jumping, pistol shooting and cross-country running – and weight lifting were also considered but did not make the cut for the 2028 games.

[stylecouncilor]

I don’t want to see what the flag football teams look like. :/

[Svartalfiar]

About 20 million people participate in flag football at the elite level.

If your group/level has 20MM members, that doesn't exactly say 'elite'...


Four sports were added to the upcoming Paris games: Surfing, skateboarding, breaking and sport climbing.

Surfing, dumb. Skateboarding? Meh. Breaking...? Breaking what? How is that a sport? And sport climbing? Are you graded on how subjectively gracefully you climb the fake rock wall?