Posted on 10/28/2023 3:09:13 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“Partnering with kooky Dylan Mulvaney was clearly a mistake. So to rebuild our
image, we’re going to really lean in and grab hold of guys who love contact sports.”
“This will totally fix things,” said Bud Light marketing spox. “We
were known as the go-to beverage for rugged, masculine consumers.”
” So now we’re slapping our name and logo on a contact sport where men wear tiny
shorts and roll around on the ground with each other and get in positions like ‘full mount.’”
Jeb didn’t make the cut?
Not to mention the "Rear-Naked Choke."
They couldn’t figure out how Jeb could hold the round number and a “please clap” placard at the same time.
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