Florida man throws package of Oreos at wife while arguing over empty coffee maker: officials

FOX News ^ | November 21, 2023 | Adam Sabes

[TigersEye]

Soon, in Michigan, this would be cause to confiscate all of his guns.

[dsrtsage]

Hell, we’ve all done it

[lepton]

So you dumped her for making you a sandwich?

[Dr. Sivana]

So you dumped her for making you a sandwich?

I bought the sandwich. It came apart when she threw it at me. The last straw was when she climbed onto the hood of my 1966 Dodge Dart and started pulling at the windshield wipers.

She actually was a very good cook, but it was accompanied by a bad case of Italian temper.

[Dr. Sivana]

Coffee with Oreos, not milk?

As long as it is not flavored coffee . . . sure!

It dunks very nicely. You can also have heavy cream in your coffee for some dairy exposure, if desired.

[Clutch Martin]

Well at least he’s going in with automatic creds and respect during lockup...

[x]

This is news?

National news?

[chud]

So why didn’t he put the water in if that was the problem? I mean how hard is that, so he blames his wife for that.

I guess he was having a bad day.

[Varsity Flight]

Sandavol, it’s the spores.

But Spock had the time of his life

[Allegra]

If someone wants to throw a bag of Pepperidge Farm Milanos at me, I won’t call the cops. I promise.

Just don’t expect those Milanos back.

[one guy in new jersey]

Did they indict the ham sandwich?

[one guy in new jersey]

This happens when an invisible switch in a woman’s mind has been thrown.

She surely went way out of her way to provoke the man in an effort to find the thinnest of reeds in support of calling 911 with a complaint about domestic violence, even if the claim is, (unfounded) “fear of” domestic violence.

The local police are only too happy to pick up the duplicitous, reputation-mangling “damsel in distress” script from that point forward.

[Ikeon]

Its never about the oreos. these people have decided to hate each other and let the chips fall where they may as they live their lives trying to outdo each other in the " whos the a-Hole" game.

for some people anger is a drug thats hard to quit. it gives them a sense of control when they can scream at someone without a filter and nothing bad IE: a punch in the mouth , ever happens.

That use your words and express your feelings crap has got to stop.

chinese proverb. if you are plotting revenge, dig 2 graves first.

[Peter ODonnell]

Well we are all being bombarded with requests to accept cookies so what makes her so special?

[alexander_busek]

Well, if they were double stuffed Oreos, that makes them high capacity assault cookies

We need "reasonable Oreo-control laws!"

Regards,

[alexander_busek]

I once had a fianceé fiancée who threw a ham sandwich at me.

Whenever anyone throws food at you, you should always make a point of lunging at it / grabbing it with your jaws while it's still up in flight.

Regards,

[equaviator]

Fox must not have gotten the memo that Jerry Springer and his pathetic TV show are dead. The fewer there are having an interest in this kind of dysfunctionality the better for the world it’ll be.

[NetAddicted]

LOL

[moviefan8]

I used to watch Springer during a break between college classes. Miss that show.

[NFHale]

Re laws:

Can’t. It’ll be “raycisst”. There’s black and white involved… and since the double stuffing is white, the black cookie sides will scream they’re being unfairly targeted….