Texan Has Been Waiting For This Moment His Whole Life

Babylon Bee ^ | 1/27/2024 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

[6ppc]

LOL! I think I’ve met this guy!

[rarestia]

I feel like this is an unflattering depiction of American gun culture adherents.

[dragnet2]

Ya know, humor like this, like dead pan humor, but when they put their logo name in the title area, it totally blows the joke...

[MplsSteve]

I’m not sure this guy should be advertising (a) his willingness to get involved and (b) his stockpile of weapons.

I think it could attract un-necessary attention from various Federal agencies.

[MplsSteve]

I need extra sleep. I should have looked first and saw it was a Babylon Bee article...

(my bad)

[Pete]

[broken_clock]

the opportunity to finally dust off his arsenal and defend Texas if a civil war or invasion ever breaks out.

”Dust off?” The Bee missed with this line. It’s more like, if I keep training any more I’m going to wear out my arsenal.

[know.your.why]

This guy aint in Texas. He's in Alabama along with his brother and his other brothers brother. And its not THIS guy either. The guy in Alabama is lighter skinned, wears Carhartt denim overalls, is 50lbs heavier and ALWAYS looks you square in the eyes.

[Vaduz]

Bubba “Boomstick” Johnson has a sign on his fence I OWN FIREARMS AND A BACKHOE believe it or you don’t go home tonight.

[ConservativeDude]

you ARE this guy!

[BipolarBob]

[DugwayDuke]

6ppc wrote: “LOL! I think I’ve met this guy!”

I think he posts on CC quite a bit.

[tiki]

I think this would be a lot of people in Texas and in the West w/o the satirical.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Fingers outside the trigger guards, please.

[BipolarBob]

This is how you check to see if it’s loaded. As a Baldwin, I expected you to know this maneuver.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Don’t judge the whole family by Crazy Cousin Alec.

[BipolarBob]

Otay.

[HonkyTonkMan]

jason looks a bit like the guy on the left. Guy on the right always cracks me up.

[CPT Clay]

Well done