Biden's campaign ad about being sharp leads to COMEDY GOLD on X (#ThingsBidenIsSharperThan)

Twitchy.com ^ | 4/20/2024 | ArtistAngie

[NetAddicted]

Enjoy.

[Vaduz]

Great post

The fact the dude said it with a straight face says to us that the academy needs to hunt him down and award the man an Oscar.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.”

—Foghorn Leghorn

[Eccl 10:2]

[Dr. Sivana]

One of the “analysts” had the gall to say, “Biden’s old, but Trump’s old too. The man fell asleep a couple of times this week.” Trump is sleeping in Court on purpose because he is compelled to waste his time there during jury selection to punish him for being Trump. Like an executive, he makes good use of dead time. Like sleeping on a transatlantic flight, only less comfortable.

[thegagline]

And by sharp knife, Biden means this

[bigbob]

Biden was going to respond to this, but when reading the teleprompter he kept pronouncing it “kuh-niffie “.

[tet68]

Joe Biden...sharp as a brick.

[Liz]

It IS reassuring to see that the mentally challenged Biden crowd all think alike, that Biden,
himself, is not some sort of odd duck who was put into the WH by some strange stroke of luck.

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Just by saying it, the Biden bozos command all the voters out there to “just better believe it.”

[captmar-vell]

biden is obamas oven mitt,

Doesn’t care how hot the heat it, how much it gets burned or banged in the oven and will toss it when hes done.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Joe Biden - Sharp as a cannibal

[koonbaht]

Sharp as the leading edge of a pallbearing

[Rdct29]

Joe wasn't even sharp when he was in his 30s. He's about as sharp as a marshmallow today. If someone tells me they are voting for Biden I laugh in their face and call them idiots. I have zero respect for anyone who still supports this barely walking corpse. They deserve to be ridiculed and embarrassed for being so ignorant.

[rdcbn1]

To be sharp in 2024 Biden would have had to have been sharp in 1974.

Biden has been a moron and a dufus since the first day he took office and it has not gotten any better since

The guy was considered a running joke and the dumbest man in the Senate.

Biden became VP as Obamas impeachment insurance because Obama knew Biden was so bad that the Senate that knows him the best would never allow him to become President

[caseinpoint]

I have never heard of a knife analogy. I have heard often the phrase “sharp as a tack”, which led to the joke the person was instead “tarp as a shack”.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

People can laugh about this. But talk to Netanyahu or talk to former US employees in Afghanistan. Somebody’s getting some pretty sharp knives from somewhere. Their backs will tell the tale.

[Musket]

sharp as a balloon

[CommerceComet]

Biden has been a moron and a dufus since the first day he took office and it has not gotten any better since

Having followed his career since the 1980s, I can confidently say that Brandon wasn't competent to be President on the best day he ever had.

[Chode]

sharp, kinda like cool, if they have to tell you he’s cool, he’s not...

[cnsmom]

Jill Biden gets free full time nursing and cleaning Joe care she will hold on to that until death do us part.