"Don't make me come down there." ~ God
Genesis 50:25 And Joseph took an oath of the children of Israel, saying, God will surely visit you, and ye shall carry up my bones from hence.
Posted on 04/23/2024 12:09:08 PM PDT by Red Badger
...or —
“radio” might be just too obsolete and no longer used.
Before it was discovered (invented?) “Radio” was unknown and invisible to us humans as well as — let’s say — the ants. Antkind.
As ants go about their business, do you figure they have
ANY idea that human civilization exists? Or how it works, or what devices and tools it uses?
Civilizations Out There, considering the time spans involved, could be as advanced compared to us, as we are, compared to ants.
While certain commonalities and needs may exist, an advanced alien civiization may not be comprehensible to us — never mind what channel they’re on.
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"Don't make me come down there." ~ God
Genesis 50:25 And Joseph took an oath of the children of Israel, saying, God will surely visit you, and ye shall carry up my bones from hence.
“what do you taste like?”
We are Borg....
...resistance is futile....
...except Brandon. He no get connection.
It was already in the glass.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so your picture is worth 334 times as much as the three words I was going to say.
“We think that liberal feminist women are hot. We’re coming to clone 2 billion more.”
“Send more Chuck Berry.”
An eviction notice..?
That is hilarious!
Wait til your Father come home!!
This planet is under control of the Archons. They’re not your friends.
BTTT!!!
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Runner up is “We’re from the government and we’re here to help you.”
“Attention all planets of the Solar Federation. We have assumed control.”
+1
Rephrasing Reagan’s
“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help. “
Stay fat, stay uneaten!
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t!
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