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Condit blows job interview with Blockbuster Video
Jewish World Review ^ | March 11, 2002 | Andy Borowitz

Posted on 03/15/2002 7:11:16 AM PST by pubmom

Declares Most Questions 'Off Limits'

Gary A. Condit, no longer a congressman but seemingly still embattled, bombed out in his first foray into the post-congressional job market today during a disasterous interview for a video clerk's position at a Modesto, California Blockbuster Video store.

The interview reportedly got off to a poor start when Donny, the store manager, asked Condit if he had ever worked in a video store before.

"Now, you know I'm not going to answer questions about that," Condit is reported to have replied.

Thrown off balance by Condit's evasive response, the manager went on to the next question on his list, which pertained to whether or not Condit had a car with which to drive himself to work.

"I've been married thirty-four years," came Condit's puzzling answer. "I'm not a perfect person. I've made my share of mistakes."

Donny, the store manager, called the encounter with Condit "Spooky."

"No way would I hire that freak," he said. "He gave me a bad case of the willies."

Later that day, Condit reportedly had a job interview at a Modesto area Olive Garden restaurant for an open dishwasher's position.

As in the case of Blockbuster, Condit's interview with the Olive Garden did not go well at all, according to the restaurant manager, Karl, who conducted the interview.

"When you ask somebody if they've ever washed dishes before, you really don't expect them to say, "That's none of your damn business," Karl said.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: condit
Enjoy!
1 posted on 03/15/2002 7:11:16 AM PST by pubmom
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To: pubmom
Hahahahaha!
2 posted on 03/15/2002 7:13:14 AM PST by WillaJohns
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To: pubmom
LOL!
3 posted on 03/15/2002 7:14:21 AM PST by MozartLover
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To: pubmom
LOL. Maybe Chad or Cadee could nab that plum dishwasher job. Somebody has to support the family.
4 posted on 03/15/2002 7:20:57 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: Teacup;Hillary's lovely Legs
Ping!
5 posted on 03/15/2002 7:53:14 AM PST by pubmom
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To: pubmom
HA! HA! HA! I heard he interviewed for the drive thur window position at Micky Dees. He got the job, but only lasted a few minuets. He kept yelling at the customers, calling them "Liars" when all they wanted was to super size their order.
6 posted on 03/15/2002 8:04:42 AM PST by Teacup
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To: pubmom
JWR does parody?
7 posted on 03/15/2002 8:09:54 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
They carry it.
8 posted on 03/15/2002 8:12:31 AM PST by pubmom
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To: pubmom
There's a little "Discipline R Us" leather store around here looking for a part-time clerk.


9 posted on 03/15/2002 9:24:19 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
Hmmm, could he be overqualified?
10 posted on 03/15/2002 9:28:18 AM PST by pubmom
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To: pubmom
The link points to the author's latest column, which is currently a parody on last night's Rosie O'Donnell interview. It seems she's a sodomite polar bear.
11 posted on 03/15/2002 2:45:42 PM PST by newgeezer
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To: pubmom
I still the think that South Park did the ultimate riff on Condidit, OJ, and the Ramsey's in one hellacious episode.
12 posted on 03/16/2002 2:58:45 AM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore)
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