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Turkey Attacks Movies at Video Store
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Posted on 04/18/2002 9:31:14 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan

Turkey Attacks Movies at Vid Store
Wed Apr 17, 8:11 AM ET

BATAVIA, N.Y. - A turkey recently decided to take a turn as a critic, attacking movies in a video store — and taking particular aim at hunting videos.

Nancy Arena arrived at her video store 30 miles east of Buffalo last week to find the front window smashed and feathers and movie cases scattered everywhere.

She called police, and when the officer arrived at the store, he flushed a young tom turkey out of the science fiction section.

An animal control officer eventually took the 12-pound bird away.

Arena says the episode "was kind of weird" because the turkey bashed into the hunting videos first — and left some droppings on them.

Spring is mating season for turkeys, and wildlife experts say the video-store crasher may have been looking for a feathered companion among the video displays.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: birdbrain; thanksgiving; turkey; video
I outta go to the video store for the decoys now!!
1 posted on 04/18/2002 9:31:16 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
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To: Dan from Michigan
Arena says the episode "was kind of weird" because the turkey bashed into the hunting videos first — and left some droppings on them.

Those wacky PETA folks. What will they think of next?

2 posted on 04/19/2002 3:32:42 AM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore)
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To: RadioAstronomer; PatrickHenry; longshadow
An "animals evolving" ping! :)
3 posted on 04/19/2002 4:37:38 AM PDT by Scully
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To: Dan from Michigan
The bird was up to foul play--maybe some time in the pen will straighten him out.
4 posted on 04/19/2002 5:45:29 AM PDT by plinker's2sense
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To: Scully
From the title, I thought Turkey (the country) had launched some kind of attack against American movies. But this is worse -- even the birds are against us.
5 posted on 04/19/2002 9:49:53 AM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: Dan from Michigan
The Golden Turkey Award:


6 posted on 04/21/2002 5:48:31 AM PDT by lowbridge
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