Arafat and Sharon Peace Talks (Humor break)

[Straight Vermonter]

Yassir Arafat and Ariel Sharon sit down to the long awaited peace negotiations. After greeting each other Sharon tells Arafat he would like to tell a story about Israel's past.

"When the Jews were escaping from their Arab slave holders in Egypt, they wandered in the desert for 40 years." He began. "Upon sighting the promised land Moses ordered the people of Israel to bathe before entering Israel. Moses himself entered the river and bathed. Upon coming out of the water he saw that his clothing was gone. He asked his brother Aaron what had happened to them. Aaron replied that the clothing had been stolen by a Palestinian ."

At this point Arafat angrily interrupted shouting, "There were no Palestinians at that time!"

To which Sharon replied, "Now that we have that out of the way, lets negotiate."

[Utopia]

LOL! What a hoot!

[redhawk]

Excellent!

[wwjdn]

Sanity bump

[livius]

Funnneee! It's now on its way to my friends all over the country. Well, my unfortunate non-Freeper friends, that is....

[MissAmericanPie]

Priceless

[GrandMoM]

THANKS, I NEEDED THAT CHUCKLE!!!!!

[ChadGore]

rofl !

[Straight Vermonter]

Morning bump.

[wwjdn]

You're most welcome.

[davidosborne]

Great humor break !! - passing it on..

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!

[amom]

:-)

[mafree]

HeHe

[a contender]

te he he, I love it!

[Happygal]

Hey J., you'll get a giggle about this one :-)