Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Women pose naked at windows for 'mammogram by satellite'
Ananova ^

Posted on 06/27/2002 11:30:27 AM PDT by Texaggie79

Four Portuguese women stood topless at their windows because they thought they were getting a mammogram by satellite.

The women, who live in San Bartholomeu de Messines in the Algarve, were telephoned by a woman who claimed she was a doctor.

The Correio da Manhã website reports she said the procedure was new and would not cost them anything.

When they called her back for the results of the alleged test, the hoaxer described her sexual desires to them.

The women were aged between 19 and 45. They have complained to the police.

One of them told the website: "I complained because the woman who called made us do a very shameful thing, and I am quite angry."


TOPICS: Astronomy; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: pervs; spg

1 posted on 06/27/2002 11:30:27 AM PDT by Texaggie79
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Sir Gawain; OneidaM; Xenalyte; weikel; Tennessee_Bob; RedBloodedAmerican; hole_n_one; Lazamataz; ...
(idea)
2 posted on 06/27/2002 11:32:09 AM PDT by Texaggie79
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79
Hehe dumb chicks.
3 posted on 06/27/2002 11:34:24 AM PDT by weikel
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79
I remember trying to tell a policeman the same thing once when I was in college... except I claimed it was a proctologist who called me and asked me to pose.
4 posted on 06/27/2002 11:38:51 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79
(idea)

he he he,, ROTFLAMO,
everyone around me in cubicle hell wants to know what's so funny
5 posted on 06/27/2002 11:45:29 AM PDT by vin-one
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79; Delbert
I don't think the Freeper women will swallow this either.
6 posted on 06/27/2002 1:02:20 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Tennessee_Bob; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Let's try...... Hey texasgirl......There is this new satellite technology.......
7 posted on 06/27/2002 1:03:25 PM PDT by Texaggie79
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Here's a picture of the satellite.

Texaggie79, I think you should also tell them that it requires digital pictures, purely as a backup.

8 posted on 06/27/2002 1:07:04 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79; Tennessee_Bob
You mean that wasn't a real mammogram call? What the...?
9 posted on 06/27/2002 2:23:45 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: phasma proeliator; jdogbearhunter
PING
10 posted on 06/27/2002 3:01:11 PM PDT by da_toolman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: weikel
Hehe dumb chicks

Exactly! Everyone knows that this is the only man licensed to conduct space mommograms.


11 posted on 06/27/2002 3:09:30 PM PDT by socal_parrot
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: socal_parrot
Oh really Captain.
12 posted on 06/27/2002 3:12:49 PM PDT by weikel
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Texaggie79
Just don't tell the Stiffmeister about this he will use this idea . BTW Texaggie was Stiffler based on you?
13 posted on 06/27/2002 3:17:55 PM PDT by weikel
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: weikel
Spock would do the Vulcan equivalent, the mammo-meld.
14 posted on 06/27/2002 3:18:57 PM PDT by socal_parrot
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
How did I know I'd find you here?
15 posted on 06/27/2002 3:33:17 PM PDT by Argh
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: weikel
Texaggie was Stiffler based on you?

Kinda. He doesn't get laid as much........

16 posted on 06/27/2002 3:33:59 PM PDT by Texaggie79
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79
Sure he doesn't.........
17 posted on 06/27/2002 3:38:56 PM PDT by weikel
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: weikel
Stiffler.....ROFL........ great post Weikel! lol
18 posted on 06/27/2002 4:10:05 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: Argh
It's not my fault Arghy, I was beckoned here.......
19 posted on 06/27/2002 4:10:52 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: da_toolman
don't ya mean "Ping Ping"
20 posted on 06/28/2002 5:59:10 AM PDT by phasma proeliator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: phasma proeliator
ROTFLMAO
21 posted on 06/28/2002 8:00:39 AM PDT by da_toolman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; weikel
Stiffler.....ROFL........ great post Weikel! lol

Does Stiffler's mom post on the board?

22 posted on 06/28/2002 8:39:29 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: dubyaismypresident
Now listen young man, I am NOT Stiffler's Mom, you got that?........lol
23 posted on 06/28/2002 8:54:06 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: *SPG; Bella_Bru; StoneColdGOP; one_particular_harbour; hobbes1; CholeraJoe; maxwell; ...
SPG PINGs
24 posted on 06/28/2002 8:55:08 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Now listen young man, I am NOT Stiffler's Mom, you got that?........lol

Dang, that got me laughing, thanx.

25 posted on 06/28/2002 8:56:16 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79
Some women are so dumb.
26 posted on 06/28/2002 8:59:54 AM PDT by splach78
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dubyaismypresident
don't try to use this line, now, dubs...
27 posted on 06/28/2002 9:00:59 AM PDT by xsmommy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: dubyaismypresident
It never ceases to amaze me that there are so many stupid people in the world............
28 posted on 06/28/2002 9:07:43 AM PDT by SeaDragon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: splach78
Some people are soooo Evil...like the fru-its of the de-veel.
29 posted on 06/28/2002 9:09:19 AM PDT by smith288
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: SeaDragon
It never ceases to amaze me that there are so many stupid people in the world............

Wussies too. I would just flat out ask you to take off your top...

30 posted on 06/28/2002 10:28:09 AM PDT by hobbes1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

I meant TELL ...ask, sheesh...!
31 posted on 06/28/2002 10:30:37 AM PDT by hobbes1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: hobbes1
Wussies too. I would just flat out ask you to take off your top.

And for you, sweet thing, I would probably do it...........

32 posted on 06/28/2002 10:34:40 AM PDT by SeaDragon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: SeaDragon
And be the happier for it, I assure you. ; )
33 posted on 06/28/2002 10:36:15 AM PDT by hobbes1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79
I was fixing supper last night and heard Sir SuziQ howling laughing at my computer in the den. I came in to find this thread and him almost in tears! You just have to wonder where folks brains are!
34 posted on 06/28/2002 10:37:12 AM PDT by SuziQ
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: hobbes1
Of that I am sure............
35 posted on 06/28/2002 10:37:34 AM PDT by SeaDragon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies]

To: SeaDragon
See....My ego isn't over inflated... lol
36 posted on 06/28/2002 10:39:19 AM PDT by hobbes1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79
Kinda. He doesn't get laid as much........

Technically, then he can only be described as a Virgin?

J/K Bud!

37 posted on 06/28/2002 10:41:47 AM PDT by hobbes1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: dubyaismypresident
When they called her back for the results of the alleged test, the hoaxer described her sexual desires to them.

Almost 50 posts, and NO ONE HAS JUMPED ON THE FACT THAT THIS WAS A

SAPPHIC EVENT??????


38 posted on 06/28/2002 10:43:21 AM PDT by hobbes1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: hobbes1
Over inflated? No I wouldn't say that. A wise person knows their own talents...........
39 posted on 06/28/2002 10:45:46 AM PDT by SeaDragon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 36 | View Replies]

To: SeaDragon

That's right tootsie....How many to get to your center?

40 posted on 06/28/2002 10:51:18 AM PDT by hobbes1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]

To: hobbes1
Well now, if I have tell you then that would take away all the fun of finding out...........
41 posted on 06/28/2002 10:55:51 AM PDT by SeaDragon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: SeaDragon
IF nothing else, i can be verrrrry persistent....
42 posted on 06/28/2002 10:57:55 AM PDT by hobbes1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; dubyaismypresident
You sure you ain't related.
43 posted on 06/28/2002 11:06:35 AM PDT by weikel
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: SeaDragon
Is today topless Friday? I never eceived my memo. However FReeping topless is damn good idea!
44 posted on 06/28/2002 11:25:21 AM PDT by Bella_Bru
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: Bella_Bru
You have my permission...........
45 posted on 06/28/2002 11:35:49 AM PDT by Texaggie79
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: Texaggie79
Woohoo! It is officially Topless FReeping Friday! (men with man titties excluded).
46 posted on 06/28/2002 11:41:07 AM PDT by Bella_Bru
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 45 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson