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Fair Warning To The Peotry Branch: <i>Cheesy Rhymes</i> (A Review of "The World's Worst Poetry")
The Telegraph (U.K.) ^
| 08/03/02
| Tom Payne
Posted on 08/08/2002 8:46:51 AM PDT by Gumlegs
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To: lowbridge
An illiterate mute wrote it all down,
loudly he uttered not even one sound,
and the deaf all agreed,
to ignore all they heard the blind man read.
To: Gumlegs
This is really much too high-class for this thread, but I'll give you two of my faves from Stanislaw Lem:
I see the eigenvalue in thine eye;
I hear the tender tensor of thy sigh;
Bernoulli would have been content to die
Had he but known such a-squared-cosine-two-phi.
Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
She scissored short.
Sorely shorn, soon shackled slave,
Samson sighed.
Silently scheming, sightlessly seeking
Some secret, spectacular suicide.
--Boris
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08/16/2002 2:29:55 PM PDT
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boris
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